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38 Bempton, UK Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 31–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:03am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Has dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I suppose I really should fill this in.

Well, I am 37 years old.I have been single for a few years now. The novely is beginning to wear off, so I find myself filling out forms on this place.Which quite frankly is a pain in the bum.I have tried the usual route of going to the pub and various social gatherings but that is also a pain in the bum.

I went on 'First Dates' on channel 4 with my Mum..(.background dating)
even that was disastrous. If there
there had
been a handy window available I would have given my Mum a leg up to escape!

Oh, about the question "is the Sun or Earth bigger?" I hit the wrong answer by mistake, I don't really think the Earth is bigger than the Sun!!!!Whoops ...wouldn't let me change the answer!!Now I can't be arsed to!

I tell a lie I'm now 38!!!! ! Arrgh
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have recently moved to Bridlington which is nice for dog walking and going on pirate boats but not great for my social life. If you happen to be walking your dog or sailing on a pirate boat give me a wave.

I spend a lot of time pricing up jewellery and trudging about fields with bags of poo .All exciting stuff . I believe I may end up as a crazy old stray animal rescuer who prices up bags of poo and wears diamonds to trudge about fields.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crochet,banana cake,finding treasures on Ebay when tipsy and bidding too much.Hoovering up dog hair.Using photos that disguise my wrinkles!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My enormous dog!(People either want to stroke him or cross the road)The ones who stroke him soon cross back across the road, at speed, as he isn't the most amiable of creatures when people suddenly appear out of nowhere and grab his head for a cuddle and get growled at instead.

My non Sheffield accent?


Messy hair?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dexter, Breaking bad, Vikings,any book about the Tudors, Horrible Histories, Anything with Gerard Butler in (admittedly mostly rubbish but nice to look at)

In no particular order....Inxs, The Cult, Duran Duran,Blind Melon, Amy Mcdonald/Winehouse, Frank Sinatra, Doris Day, Nirvana, Temple of the dog, Soundgarden, .... blah blah blah too many to remember.

I can't remember the question. ..hang on...that's it food!Erm....advocados, spring rolls, steak, ,wheetos, my Mum's yorkshie puds.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other than the obvious\friends.

Dog poo bags.
White wine.
My kindle fire.
Washing machines.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not the painting I just bought on Ebay really is by Julian Treveylan!!!

I really should clean the aquarium.

I really ,really want to build a house out of shipping containers and recycled pallets.

I really, really, really should clean the blooody aquarium.

Have I missed the bus or is it just late?

What on earth possesed me to get a flippin' fish tank?!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a ridiculous crush on Gerard Butler...I like to pause it on 'The Bum Scene' in Law abiding citizen.:$
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like dogs and kids ( I have both), have balls of steel when it comes to making friends with large, hairy,barky creatures,wish to live in a shipping container home...(actually really cool and eco friendly to boot!) Like what you see/read, or if you are Gerard Butler incognito looking for someone who isn't a drop dead gorgeous super model....???(Sorry Gerry. ..I think your films are fab really.x)