Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Erm, well I am 39 years old and I have been single for a rather
long time so I find myself filling out little boxes on these dating
I have been down the usual route of going down the pub and meeting
the locals which hasn't been particularly successful (all
The recommend a friend system wasn't great either (bit
I went on the First Dates programme (background dater). I was going
to get the waiter to give me a leg up to escape through the toilet
window but it felt mean.
Oops about the random questions on here...I don't think the Earth
is bigger than the Sun it's just because I clicked on the wrong bit
then it wouldn't let me change it straight away.Now I can't be
arsed to go through all the questions to change it.:-)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have recently moved to Bridlington which is nice for walking and
going on pirate boats but not great for my social life. If you
happen to be walking your dog or sailing on a pirate boat give me a
I spend a lot of time pricing up jewellery and trudging about
fields or the beach with bags of poo .All exciting stuff but needs
must,these creatures won't walk themselves.I believe I may end up
as a crazy old stray animal rescuer who prices up bags of poo and
wears diamonds to trudge about fields.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crochet,banana cake,finding treasures on Ebay when tipsy and
bidding too much.Hoovering up dog hair.Using photos that disguise
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My enormous dog!
(People either want to stroke him or cross the road)The ones who
stroke him soon cross back across the road, at speed, as he isn't
the most amiable of creatures when people suddenly appear out of
nowhere and grab his head for a cuddle and get growled at
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dexter, Breaking bad, Vikings,any book about the Tudors, Horrible
Histories, Anything with Gerard Butler in (admittedly mostly
rubbish but nice to look at)
In no particular order....Inxs, The Cult, Duran Duran,Blind Melon,
Amy Mcdonald/Winehouse, Frank Sinatra, Doris Day, Nirvana, Temple
of the dog, Soundgarden, .... blah blah blah too many to
I can't remember the question. ..hang on...that's it
food!Erm....advocados, spring rolls, steak, ,wheetos, my Mum's
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other than the obvious ....family\friends.
Dog poo bags.
My kindle fire.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not the painting I just bought on Ebay really is by
I really should clean the aquarium.
I really ,really want to build a house out of shipping containers
and recycled pallets.
I really, really, really should clean the blooody aquarium.
Have I missed the bus or is it just late?
What on earth possesed me to get a flippin' fish tank?!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a ridiculous crush on Gerard Butler...I like to pause it on
'The Bum Scene' in Law abiding citizen or in 300, I'm not
I haven't had a 'boyfriend' in nigh on 5 years!!! I blame Gerard's
peachy bum and unfriendly canines. Cat owners should keep away,your
pet may get eaten...... eventually . Any big hairy Scottish dog
Now where did I put that Tiara?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like dogs and kids ( I have both), have balls of steel when it
comes to making friends with large, hairy,barky creatures,wish to
live in a shipping container home...(actually really cool and eco
friendly to boot!) Like what you see/read, aren't creepy or married
or if you are Gerard Butler incognito looking for someone who isn't
a drop dead gorgeous super model....???(Sorry Gerry. ..I think your
films are fab really.x)
Who are you looking for?
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