Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Updated and fresh on 6/17/2014. Hi, I'm Mark and who would like to
be my girlfriend then very nice to meet you.Ok a little bit about
myself: I like to fish. I'm teaching myself to cook and having fun
doing it. People think I'm a very funny person but I'm funny
because I'm an attention whore. I like to sing and dance but
sometimes not very well but alas I'm an attention whore. I've been
a Yankees fan since the 80s when they didn't win a single World
Series. I also enjoy running outside when it's nice out to keep in
shape. I love my cat which I have had since Britney Spears first
became popular and that's a long time. I live alone because I can't
stand people, J.K. I have a job and my own car so I'm practically
balling. People consider me a nice guy but in my own opinion is I'm
neither nice or bad, I'm just a gorilla. This isn't an amazing
profile but it's an honest one so you get what you see.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Keeping myself busy with work; paying bills and smoking lots of
Keeping it real the way Dave Chappell does(I love The Chappell
Show, Half Baked and any Stand-Up he does).P.S. Sometimes when I
reread my profile I'm seem really corny. Oh. Well. Live with it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Entertaining and motivating. Running for a long time but not that
fast but working on that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't at all look my age. And you can't wait to go out with me
'cuz I'm amazingly... Awesome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like to read, watch and listen to anything thing that is good so
I'm always searching for something new. Don't really have a
specific genre in anything; I'm an open minded person. But here are
a few of my favorite things:
Catcher in the Rye
2001: A Space Oddesey
Empire Strikes Back
Mozart and anything in between.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Me. Me. Me. I'm a selfish bastard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or at home with my cat watching a movie. I'm that exciting
ladies so not all at once...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm wanted for armed robbery in 52 states including the territories
of Puerto Rico and Guam. Meet me and figure out if I'm telling the
truth. I know some of you like a dangerous man.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 26–42
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you not here just for the Surveys and you're surprised when
people respond to your profile asking to meet. Also if you are
shocked when guys are just looking for hookups; we men are horny
creatures girls And this shouldn't be a shocker. Also if you're not
offended when my first message to you just says "hello, or how are
you? "; I promise I get more creative and I'm pretty sure you're
not the Queen of Sheba so get over yourself. Those are some of the
annoying things I see in your girls' profiles. I'm not perfect and
also you're not either so quit searching for it. P.S. I'm not an
angry person so don't judge this little ranting by me; I just see
so many of the same negative comments by you women and it annoys
me. I'm very laid back and I have a sense of humor so if you like
that give me a holla.
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