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42 M Albany, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:21pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Updated and fresh on 6/17/2014. Hi, I'm Mark and who would like to be my girlfriend then very nice to meet you.Ok a little bit about myself: I like to fish. I'm teaching myself to cook and having fun doing it. People think I'm a very funny person but I'm funny because I'm an attention whore. I like to sing and dance but sometimes not very well but alas I'm an attention whore. I've been a Yankees fan since the 80s when they didn't win a single World Series. I also enjoy running outside when it's nice out to keep in shape. I love my cat which I have had since Britney Spears first became popular and that's a long time. I live alone because I can't stand people, J.K. I have a job and my own car so I'm practically balling. People consider me a nice guy but in my own opinion is I'm neither nice or bad, I'm just a gorilla. This isn't an amazing profile but it's an honest one so you get what you see.
What I’m doing with my life
Keeping myself busy with work; paying bills and smoking lots of crack;)
Keeping it real the way Dave Chappell does(I love The Chappell Show, Half Baked and any Stand-Up he does).P.S. Sometimes when I reread my profile I'm seem really corny. Oh. Well. Live with it.
I’m really good at
Entertaining and motivating. Running for a long time but not that fast but working on that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't at all look my age. And you can't wait to go out with me 'cuz I'm amazingly... Awesome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like to read, watch and listen to anything thing that is good so I'm always searching for something new. Don't really have a specific genre in anything; I'm an open minded person. But here are a few of my favorite things:
Catcher in the Rye
2001: A Space Oddesey
Empire Strikes Back
Step brothers
Mozart and anything in between.
The six things I could never do without
My cat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Me. Me. Me. I'm a selfish bastard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or at home with my cat watching a movie. I'm that exciting ladies so not all at once...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm wanted for armed robbery in 52 states including the territories of Puerto Rico and Guam. Meet me and figure out if I'm telling the truth. I know some of you like a dangerous man.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you not here just for the Surveys and you're surprised when people respond to your profile asking to meet. Also if you are shocked when guys are just looking for hookups; we men are horny creatures girls And this shouldn't be a shocker. Also if you're not offended when my first message to you just says "hello, or how are you? "; I promise I get more creative and I'm pretty sure you're not the Queen of Sheba so get over yourself. Those are some of the annoying things I see in your girls' profiles. I'm not perfect and also you're not either so quit searching for it. P.S. I'm not an angry person so don't judge this little ranting by me; I just see so many of the same negative comments by you women and it annoys me. I'm very laid back and I have a sense of humor so if you like that give me a holla.