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gimpytwaddle

23 / M / straight / Single

Memphis, Tennessee

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
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New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Job
Income
Kids
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am not, a, and rapist.

My Self-Summary

'Ello. I'm 22 and unfortunately still living in Memphis. I'm obsessed with music and/or anything artistic. I've been playing music since I was 8 and thats the only thing I've ever come across that I can't imagine doing without. I'm politically and spiritually agnostic. I've been told that I have a strange sense of humor but I think people mean it as a compliment. Atleast, that's what I choose to believe. I suppose that's enough of a preview.

Gimpytwaddle is one of the nicest people I've ever met. He's my friend because he's honest and he lifts everyone's spirits when he's around. I don't think I've ever met anyone with such a kind heart. I'm being completely serious. Also, he's my friend because very few people enjoy the kind of overly offensive comedy that I enjoy. Gimpytwaddle usually has me laughing until I cry.

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What I’m doing with my life

I'm trying to get back into music. About three years ago I did extensive nerve damage to my right arm during a tragic "sleeping accident" (no joke). So right now I'm working at pizza hut. Good stuff, I know.

I’m really good at

Music and gimpin'. I can gimp like nobody's business!

Gimpytwaddle is great at gimping. He's been gimpin' since, been gimpin' since, been gimpin' since... The boy has been gimpin' since before me and I've been gimpin' for a while. Don't nobody be gimpin' like Gimpytwaddle

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The first things people usually notice about me

That I'm not very talkative. Not necessarily because I'm shy. Just not a big talker. Not a mute either. I let out the occasional grunt when I'm trying to communicate something or just slap myself repeatedly. Also my eyebrows, eyes, and hair. The eyebrows bit is probably a little strange but for some reason the wonderful women at fantastic sams always compliment them. Dunno

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Music: The Beatles, Radiohead, Bjork, Devotchka, Gogol Bordello, Fiona Apple, Tom Waits, Randy Newman, Terry Reid, Ben Folds Five, Bob Dylan, Charles Mingus, The Shins, Elliot Smith, Mr. Bungle, Mike Patton, Danny Elfman, George Harrison, Harry Nilsson, Jeff Buckley, Luke Temple, Miles Davis, Eric Dolphy, Mccoy Tyner, Joni Mitchell, Marvin Gaye, Donny Hathaway, Stevie Wonder, RHCP, CCR, White Stripes, Edith Piaf, David Bowie, Clifford Brown, Sam Cooke, Cat Stevens, The Police, Johnny Cash, Ray Charles,Sublime, Supertramp, Steely Dan, Spoon, Thom Yorke, Outkast, Rufus Wainwright, Modest Mouse, The Mars Volta

Movies: Edward Scissorhands, Serpico, Wristcutters, Anything written by Charlie Kaufman,Donnie Darko,A Scanner Darkly, Night of the Hunter, Streetcar Named Desire, Buffalo 66, Ed Wood, American Beauty,The Big Lebowski, Assassanation Of Jesse James, American Splendor, American Pyscho, Monty Python

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The six things I could never do without

Air, Veins, Food, Friends, Guitar, Lungs?

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Absolutely nothing. Never. I Don't believe in individual thought. I plan my thoughts out on a daily basis. I get up and turn on Nancy Grace to see what I should be offended by that day. Then after a few hours (after I feel my conviction fading) I tune into local news for a quick fix. That usually keeps me going for 4 to 6 hours. By that time old man o'reilly pops up to get me through the rest of the evening.

On a typical Friday night I am

Working or hanging out with friends or reading or sleeping or playing music or ....etc. I don't do clubs.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Ask me if ya want to know something personal

You should message me if

Ya want to message me.