Clever, Honest, and Nefarious
My self-summary Propose an edit
I enjoy reading, ethnic food, philosophical discussions at 2 am,
video games, walking, movies, time travel, exploring abandoned
buildings, people watching, squandering time on imdb, YouTube and
Wikipedia, parallel dimensions, hunting demons for fun and profit
and enjoying the company of friends and family.
What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit
I’m a general manager for a few retail stores around St. Louis
(it's way more exciting than it sounds) I also work sporadically
for my sisters photography business.
I’m comfortable in my present situation, so it is a challenge to
motivate myself to get back to college life. I have a few years of
theology schooling under my belt. I need to get off my keester and
turn it in to a really real big kids degree.
I'm really good at Propose an edit
Keeping my friends secrets.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit
I would love to say eyes, but I know it’s my boobs.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit
Authors/Books:
Carlton Mellick III, Frank Miller, H.P. Lovecraft, Joseph Campbell,
William S. Burroughs, Neil Gaiman,James Morrow, Charles de Lint,
House of Leaves by
Mark Z. Danielewski,The Road by Cormac McCarthy, Death Makes a
Holiday: A Cultural History of Halloween by David Skal, In Defense
of Animals by Peter Singer, The Secret Life of Houdini: The Making
of America’s First Superhero by WIllaim Kalush and Larry Sloman,
and because I am a total nerd, all manner of dictionaries and
reference books about etymology and word/phrase origins.
Television:
Penn & Tellers Bullshit, Chappelle's Show, The Shield, Law and
Order SVU (it has Ice T- awesome) Family Guy, Dexter, The Young
Ones, The Muppet Show, Futurama, Lost, Carnivàle, Six Feet Under,
Dead Like Me, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr, Fosters Home for
Imaginary Friends, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Insomniac
with Dave Attell, and all manner of Discovery or History Chanel
programs and documentaries.
Directors:
David Cronenberg, John Waters, Guillermo del Toro, Sam Raimi, John
Hughes, Frank Miller, Chris Columbis, M. Night Shyamalan, David
Fincher, Hayao, Miyazaki and The Coen Brothers
Movies:
Batman Begins, The Dark Knight (Fuck Yeah!), The Crow, Fight Club,
Strange Days, The Prestige, Naked Lunch, Secretary, Se7en, No Such
Thing, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Professional, The Fly,
Superbad, TMNT, Ghost Dog, Breakfast Club, The Lost Boys, Garden
State, Grosse Pointe Blank, Who Framed Rodger Rabbit. High
Fidelity, House of
1,000 Corpses American Psycho, SLC Punk, Sin City, Brotherhood of
the Wolf, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Goonies, The 40 Year Old
Virgin, Escape from L.A., Monsters Inc., Ghostbusters, Dark City,
Dead Man, Signs, Tank Girl, Resident Evil, Count of Monte Cristo,
Donnie Darko, Die Hard (I,II & III) Harry Potter Series,
Monster House,
Requiem for a Dream, Anything with Gary Oldman, Clive Owen, Alan
Rickman or Ralph Fiennes.
Music Favorites:
Queens of the Stone Age, The Cramps, Nick Cave, Sisters of Mercy,
Tool/APC.
Deadboy and the Elephantmen and the Reverend Horton Heat.
Honorable Mention:
Alice in Chains, Billy Idol, Coil, Cure, Danzig, Dead Kennedys,
Deadsy, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Echo & The Bunnymen, Failure,
Faith No More, Fatomas, Fear Factory, Flogging Molly, Graeme
Revell, Jeff Buckley, Johnny Cash, The Faint, Killers, Mad Season,
Massive Attack, Michael Jackson(the man made thriller, lets forgive
and forget), Mindless Self Indulgence, Ministry, Misfits, Mr.
Bungle, My Live with the Thrill Kill Kult, Neurosis, Nine Inch
Nails, Oingo Boingo, Outkast, Peal Jam, Pale Divine, Peter Gabriel,
Peter Schilling, PJ Harvey, Prince, Psychedelic Furs, Rasputina,
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rorschach Test, Samhain, Sisters of Mercy,
Skinny Puppy, Sneaker Pimps, Soundgarden, Static-X, Switchblade
Symphony, System of a Down, Tears for Fears, Temple of the Dog,
Tenacious D, Turbo Negro, Uncle Fucker, White Zombie, Wu Tang
(Forever!) Vast.
Food:
Vietnamese, Thai, Japanese, potatoes in all their glorious forms,
rare to the point of bloody steak, pizza from The Black Thorn and
barbeque prepared by semi drunk friends,
The six things I could never do without Propose an edit
Independence
A night of debauchery with good friends
Books
Sex, drugs and rock n’ roll
High speed internet connection
Vietnamese food
I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit
My own mortality, existentialism, drug culture, funny things I can
do to delight my friends, sex, current world affairs, strategies to
avoid disappointing my parents, my house, self destruction, sex, get rich
quick schemes, race and equality, ways I can help make my friends
and family become happier and healthier, Freudian concepts, sex,
the true nature of god, and toast.
On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit
On a more active Friday I have friends over (movie nights, marathon
video game sessions, music video watching extravaganzas or
encouraging mayhem in general) or I go out to local dive bars with
friends.
On a less eventful Friday night, I eat cereal and dance around the
house in my
underwear while listening to Queens of the Stone Age.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit
I am a closet narcissist.
You should message me if Propose an edit
You have in the past, currently or enjoy the company of people
who:
Smoke
Drink alcohol
Drink Coffee
You have at least three of the following items on you at all
times:
lighter/matches
book, journal or notebook
knife or Leatherman
An arsenal of sarcastic/witty comments
Pen/pencil
Deck of cards
5th of Jack
Bandanna
Comb
With all due respect to people who have children: I love kids;
unfortunately, my current lifestyle isn’t conducive to giving my
all in a relationship were kids are involved.
I am also not interested in long distance relationships.
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My personality awards
Questions She Cares About View all
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- Would you say you were ever addicted to an illicit substance?
- · Yes -- I am still using.
- · Yes -- but I quit
- · No
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- You're out on the street and you encounter some people speaking a foreign language. What's your reaction?
- · You're in our country; speak our language!
- · No big deal.
- · Cool, what language are they speaking?
- · (in their language) Hi, how are you?
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- Are you a good liar?
- · Yes
- · No
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- Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
- · Yes.
- · No.
Tests She's Taken View all
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|---|---|---|
| Title | Her Result - female | Your Result |
| The Awesome Test of Awesomeness. | Awesomely Respected | Take it! |
| The "Yes, there is a name for that" Test | You scored 63% on these obscure terms | Take it! |
| The Charlatan Test | The Charlatan | Take it! |
| The Lover Style Profile Test | The Liberated Lover | Take it! |
| The Really QUICK Reassuringly EASY Test | Freakin' Genius! | Take it! |







