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ginger_spice9

24 F Dallas, TX

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.53m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
ENTJ.

What do you absolutley need to know?

-I like to communicate through lyrics.
-I can shoot a gun as well as I can navigate through downtown Dallas traffic. Try me.
-I want to send and receive handwritten love letters in the mail.
-I own more books than movies.
-I see the world in music and dance.
-Curls and freckles FTW.
-I's kind, I's smart, and I's special. You need to be too.
-The only regrets I have are in regards to stock shares.
-Please, for the love of all that is holy, please, please be funny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to grad school and slinging lattes.

It's much more than that actually, but if I bored you with such details I would remain single of which would defeat the purpose of said profile. Right? Cheers mate.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Orcha Whale Mating Impersonations
-Walking on my finger tips
-Leaving a plethora of bird feed on unsuspecting victim's cars for my own amusement.
-Pretending to be a bookstore employee only to send everyone to the scifi fantasy section

.....totally kidding...but can you just imagine such a person? Maybe I should write this in to SNL...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lack of thigh gap that has been consumed by my suicide thighs.

The hair. The humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Star Wars, Its complicated, Everything by Pixar, Dark Knight, Dark Knight Rises, Due Date, Identity Theft, The Heat, Mean girls, To Kill A Mockingbord, Little Miss Sunshine, Inception, Steel Magnolias, The Iron Lady, Bernie, My Big Fat a Greek Wedding, The Devil Wears Prada, Transformers, Princess Diairies, Fried Green Tomatoes, Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood, Terms of Enderment, Elf, a Moulin Rouge, Bridesmaids, Bachelorette, DeLovely, the list goes on...

TV: SNL, 30 Rock, Community, New Girl, B in Apt 23, Absolutley Fabulous, Greys Anatomy, Under the Dome, Modern Family, The Following, Vicar of Dibbley, Doctor Who, Hannibal, Nashville, Little Britain...ok this list will go on forever....I watch a lot of tv when I can....

Books: To Kill A Mockingbird, Great Expectations, The Great Gatsby, ( books on Christian Apologetics-I have a ton), Screwtape Letters, Chronicles of Narnia, Bonkers the biography of JS, College Girls, A Seperate Peace, Les Miserables, Grapes of Wrath, Of Mice and Men, Princess Diairies (judge me but I love Mia..she helped me get through middle school), Cold Sassy Tree, A Bit Marvelous, Would You Eat Your Cat, These Few Precious Days, Bossypants, The Female Brain, Classy, The Reagan Diaries, Theology of the Reformers, Modern Theology, Fried Green Tomatoes, Becket (definitely a sucker for Brit Lit), Bible As Literautre, GCB, so on and so forth..

Theatre|Musicals: Legally Blonde, Billy Elliot, Shrek, Phantom of the Opera, Curtains, Xanadu, November, The Shadow Box, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Aladdin, Chicago, Wicked, Avenue Q, next to Normal, Rocky Horror, Rent, The Book of Mormon, A Gentlemans Guide to Love and Murder, The Chess Box, Mother Courage, Hedwig and The Angry Inch.....

Music: See Spotify Account
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The Interwebs.
2. Iphone.
3. Back roads.
4. Good food.
5. Books.
6. Indoor plumbing.

This is not considering the extreme case of a zombie apocalypse, in which I could not live without muh running shoes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the heck Roseanne is still on Nick at Nite.

Problems of the world

And what I would do for a Klondike Bar....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Twerkin' it out.
Nahhh, jk. That's exhausting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Sometimes, when I'm all alone, I put aloe vera on and scoot around my house like a slug"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a Christian with minimal judgment and condemnation.
You're intelligent.
You are funny. I really need someone to make me laugh.
You look at the world differently.
Think you would be good best friend material.
And bonus points if you're English. And have a beard...definitely a sucker for the beard...

Please, please don't message me if our match is not at least 70%.

Please don't contact me if you have your pants off or have an erection in any of your photos. I'm not here for a one night stand or for sex. Sorry, I'm not sorry.

Please don't contact me purely on appearance, my personality will be too much for you.

Don't contact me if you think that women should be seen not heard.

And don't contact me unless you know and can explain what is going on in Syria/Iraq/Russia right now...