Read this first:
Grownups, sex workers, allies, queers, scientists, and musicians,
move to the front of the line. I tend to be more into people
assigned male at birth, although current gender matters somewhat
less. Not terribly into high femmes, though.
Also, an inborn lack of jealousy is good.
My types: Viking, Alien, Professor, Nice Jewish Boy™
I am predisposed toward beards and moustaches, but extremely
anti-goatee, chinstrap, and soul patch. Van Dykes are acceptable,
as are muttonchops (friendly or otherwise).
If you can teach me a new dance.
If you have an EU or commonwealth passport, and you're not afraid
to use it.
Also, I am not your unicorn, nor am I your manic pixie dream
fantasy savior. Save that shit for your therapist, or another
well-paid professional. I am not interested in joining anyone's
harem, either. And no cults, please.