Shy extrovert, nerd in the old-fashioned sense, radical politics, saving the world from itself.
If you live "in the bay" or you're "from the bay," you'd better be either a sea captain or a mermaid.
Note: there is about an 80% higher chance of me being into you if you happen to be interacting with at least one kitten/bunny/puppy/baby goat/other unspecified animal in at least one of your pictures. I can't help it.
Creepers, assholes, and idiots, be prepared to be mocked by strangers on Twitter.