Read this first:
Grownups, sex workers, allies, queers, scientists, and musicians,
move to the front of the line. I tend to be more into people
assigned male at birth, although current gender matters somewhat
less. Not terribly into high femmes, though.
Also, an inborn lack of jealousy is good.
I am predisposed toward beards and moustaches, but extremely
anti-goatee, chinstrap, and soul patch. Van Dykes are acceptable,
as are muttonchops (friendly or otherwise).
If you can teach me a new dance.
If you have an EU or commonwealth passport, and you're not afraid
to use it.
Also, I am not your unicorn, nor am I your manic pixie dream
fantasy savior. Save that shit for your therapist, or another
well-paid professional. I am not interested in joining anyone's
harem, either. And no cults, please.