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27 Oakland, CA Cis Woman

Cis Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:04am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Shy extrovert, career performer, compulsive fixer of things, people, and situations. I love animals & babies, and frequently stop to exclaim over them in public. My mind is a sponge, soaking up everything I ever read, see, or hear. This makes me pretty awesome at crossword puzzles, Jeopardy, Balderdash, and pub trivia. I probably have more songs in there than anything, though. Although Star Trek episodes probably take up a sizable chunk as well.

I'm pretty intense, and I tend to move quickly. Gird your loins.

Pet peeve: when people say they live "in the bay" or that they're "from the bay." Unless you live on a boat or you're a mutant fish-human hybrid, that is.

Note: there is about an 80% higher chance of me being into you if you happen to be interacting with at least one kitten/bunny/puppy/baby goat/other unspecified animal in at least one of your pictures. I can't help it.

If you send me a stupid, mean, creepy, or inappropriate message, prepare to be mocked mercilessly by strangers on the Internet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
All the school. All of it, all the time.
Learning how to make my body move through space in new and interesting ways.
Singing songs that your grandmother loves.
Hugging all the cats. And the dogs.
Getting angry on the Internet.
Advocating for my rights in my chosen profession.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing graphs (economics is 80% drawing graphs, and 20% having unpopular opinions).
Bending myself into interesting shapes.
Remembering song lyrics.
Remembering faces.
Taking care of people.
Making people look pretty/interesting/weird.
Cat whispering.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Babies: oooooh shiny (while grabbing nose ring)!
Grownups: wow, you're tall.
Old ladies: cool hair
Creepy dudes: damn girl you are an amazon goddess fine thick real woman blah blah blah barf where you goin bitch I'm just tryin to talk to you oh what so you're too good for me well fuck you too then. One guy the other day looked me up & down real slow & said "you keep on making big beautiful." I don't even know where to start.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll pick just one from each category:

Margaret Atwood,
Wild Zero,
Star Trek (all of them, but mostly DS9),
Creepily slowed-down remixes of 90s R&B,
The Niño Pobre sandwich at Sol Food.

Also, pretty much anything produced by the costume drama wing of the BBC.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat, or animals in general
Dancing shoes
Foam roller
My trusty scientific calculator
My mom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be happily living in Europe, Canada, Britain, New Zealand,or Australia raising adorable multilingual children & pets, doing sex worker rights work, & generally loving the hell out of life within 10 years or so.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Doing homework. Rehearsal. Eating oysters & drinking champagne. Drinking homemade beer at a house show. Cuddling with my cat watching Star Trek. Dancing my ass off. Any or all of the above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
she has a freckle on her butt, she is nice!

Also, I'm an absent-minded professor. There are usually clothes strewn about my bedroom, and I often walk into a room with no idea why I'm there, or even how I got there.

I've been singing KITTY CAT, KITTY KITTY KITTY CAT to the tune of Bubble Butt, whenever I get home to my kitty cat.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Read this first:

Grownups, sex workers, allies, queers, scientists, and musicians, move to the front of the line. I tend to be more into people assigned male at birth, although current gender matters somewhat less. Not terribly into high femmes, though.

Also, an inborn lack of jealousy is good.

My types: Viking, Alien, Professor, Nice Jewish Boy™

I am predisposed toward beards and moustaches, but extremely anti-goatee, chinstrap, and soul patch. Van Dykes are acceptable, as are muttonchops (friendly or otherwise).

If you can teach me a new dance.

If you have an EU or commonwealth passport, and you're not afraid to use it.

Also, I am not your unicorn, nor am I your manic pixie dream girl
fantasy savior. Save that shit for your therapist, or another
well-paid professional. I am not interested in joining anyone's harem, either. And no cults, please.