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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Sep 17, 2014
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a tall lanky red headed boy who makes self loathing jokes at the drop of a hat. I sing along with my iPod while I walk down the street, and often people look at me, thinking I'm tying to talk to them, realize I'm just singing to myself, shoot me a quizzical, burning glance and then stomp away from me.
I was born and raised in Portland.
I've been a straight A students since I was a freshman in high school.
I dunno about you, but I think good grades are sexy...
My friends love how much I will commit to jokes. They hate my tendency to fall asleep while hanging out with them... I
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living the dream and dreaming through life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling awkward stories in public
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My "Julia Roberts" lips, my red hair, and my yam colored eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
-Running With Scissors
-Alice in Wonderland
-The Heart is Deceitful
-I Like You

-Grey Gardens & The Beales of Grey Gardens
-Christopher Guest movies
-Howl's Moving Castle
-Hedwig and the Angry Inch
-Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic
-Smiley Face
-Death Becomes Her
-Edward Scissorhands

-United States of Tara
-It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
-Whitest Kids You Know
-Strangers with Candy
-True Blood
-The Simpsons

-Amanda Palmer
-The Dresden Dolls
-Billie Holiday
-Ima Robot
-Nina Hagen
-Petricia Petibon
-Lederhosen Lucil
-Regina Spektor
-The Inkspots
-Ella Fitzgerald
-The B-52's
-Fiona Apple
-Sex Pistols
-The Ramones
-Rosemary Clooney
-Marlene Dietrich
-Helen Kane
-and I'm selective about musicals (Grey Gardens, Hedwig, Sweeney Todd.)

-Chips and Salsa
-Cucumber Sandwiches
-Ice Cream
-Sushi Buffets
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) My Ipod/CD Player
2.) Black Leather Boots
3.) Ice Cream
4.) Contact Lenses
5.) Beets
6.) Sunday Mornings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Growing into an "adult"
Stand up/Show material
The Victorian Age
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Exhausted... But also in need of levity.
I will either stay in to cook and watch movies and play games with friends that we invented
Go on long walks around town letting funny stories accumulate
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate these profile websites... But I still use them.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a good sense of humor
You enjoy art (of any kind)
or You like Pizza