Hello.
I'm a tall lanky red headed boy who makes self loathing jokes at the drop of a hat. I sing along with my iPod while I walk down the street, and often people look at me, thinking I'm tying to talk to them, realize I'm just singing to myself, shoot me a quizzical, burning glance and then stomp away from me.
I was born and raised in Portland.
I've been a straight A students since I was a freshman in high school.
I dunno about you, but I think good grades are sexy...
My friends love how much I will commit to jokes. They hate my tendency to fall asleep while hanging out with them... I was diagnosed with narcolepsy at age 17 and have been learning to live with it ever since.

I am an actor, so making a career out of that in the Seattle theater scene takes a bit of my time.
Inevitably, I'm just hoping to spend the better part of my life living off my art... but who knows, I'm still a kid.

in the meantime, I pick up odd jobs tutoring students, singing at bars and restaurants, performing in a traveling Vaudeville act, and working as a cleaning boy to pay the rent.

Telling awkward stories in public

My "Julia Roberts" lips, my red hair, and my yam colored eyes.

Books:
-Running With Scissors
-Sellevision
-Gypsy
-Alice in Wonderland
-Shakespeare
-The Heart is Deceitful
-I Like You

Movies:
-Grey Gardens & The Beales of Grey Gardens
-Christopher Guest movies
-Howl's Moving Castle
-Hedwig and the Angry Inch
-Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic
-Smiley Face
-Fido (and other comical Zombie movies)
-Death Becomes Her
-Beetlejuice
-Edward Scissorhands (and other early Tim Burton movies)

TV:
-United States of Tara
-30Rock
-It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
-Whitest Kids You Know
-Strangers with Candy
-True Blood
-The Simpsons (I'm sorry, it's STILL funny.)

Music:
-Amanda Palmer
-The Dresden Dolls
-Billie Holiday
-Ima Robot
-Nina Hagen
-Petricia Petibon
-Lederhosen Lucil
-Regina Spektor
-The Inkspots
-Ella Fitzgerald
-The B-52's
-Fiona Apple
-Sex Pistols
-The Ramones
-Rosemary Clooney
-Marlene Dietrich
-Helen Kane
-and I'm selective about musicals (Grey Gardens, Hedwig, Sweeney Todd.)

Food:
-Chips and Salsa
-Cucumber Sandwiches
-Mangoes
-Ice Cream
-Sushi Buffets

1.) My Ipod/CD Player
2.) Black Leather Boots
3.) Ice Cream
4.) Contact Lenses
5.) Beets
6.) Sunday Mornings

Theater
Growing into an "adult"
Music
Stand up/Show material
The Victorian Age

Exhausted... But also in need of levity.
I will either stay in to cook and watch movies and play games with friends that we invented
or
Go on long walks around town letting funny stories accumulate

I hate these profile websites... But I still use them.

You have a good sense of humor
You enjoy art (of any kind)
or You like Pizza