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24 Lowell, MA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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The short version:
- Incredibly liberal political leanings
- Army veteran
- Non-religious
- Political activist
- College student (nursing major)
- Cat owner
- Optimistic cynic
- Three tattoos, no piercings

The long version:

I spent four years in the Army, a fair amount of that time at Fort Sam Houston working as a geospatial intelligence analyst supporting counter-narcotic and drug interdiction efforts in South America. I've done a fair bit a traveling in that four years, several states in the US and four other countries (Kuwait, Iraq, Colombia and Belize).

I spent most of 2012 working for the Elizabeth Warren campaign in the Greater Lowell Area, it was probably the most fun I've ever had at a job.

I had a friend in the Army once describe me as 'a deadly combination of intelligence and laziness'.

I can solve a Rubik's Cube in about 2 minutes. It's a neat party trick.

Right now I'm a nursing major, I intend on getting my associate's in nursing for use as a fall-back and getting my bachelor's in plastics engineering. My dream job would be working for Nerf or LEGO.
What I’m doing with my life
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Full time nursing student.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Video games
-Talking to strangers (but not in a creepy way)
-Foot massages
-Cooking breakfast
The first things people usually notice about me
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-The soul-less ginger-y appearance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs." -John Rogers

-Books: Song of Ice and Fire series, The Night Angel Trilogy, World War Z, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Ender's Game, Wheel of Time series

-Movies: V for Vendetta, Star Wars (the originals, fuck the prequel series), Chronicles of Riddick, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Equilibrium, Cloud Atlas, Dark Knight

-TV Shows: Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, BBC's Sherlock, Castle, Firefly, currently obsessed with Pretty Little Liars (don't judge me)

-Music: I love all things rock and metal, particularly Avenged Sevenfold, Coheed and Cambria, Dream Theater, and Foo Fighters

-Food (I'm easily pleased here): Meat and potatoes in any form (red meat, not fish or chicken)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.



-a good PC gaming computer (I'm a massive nerd)

-dry socks/shoes: I HATE (underline 3x) getting my feet wet. Seriously. Other than the announcement of the impending apocalypse or a knee to the balls it's the quickest way to completely sour my mood. It's fine in the shower or when swimming or any time when they're supposed to be wet, but not when I'm walking around. I wear waterproof boots when it's drizzling out.

-obligatory air/food/water/etc
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-The fact that I was born either too early or too late; too early to explore our galaxy, too late to explore the planet in any real meaningful fashion.

-Politics, religion, the global economy, space travel, and how badass it would be to have a manned colony on Mars also occupy a lot of my thoughts when my mind wanders. I am equal parts a dreamer/idealist and a bitter cynic when it comes to the way I view the world and humanity as a whole.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-This about sums it up:
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I put on almost 80lbs in the two years after I got out of the army due to a combination of injury, PTSD, and drinking too much. The three may have been interrelated. I'm doing better now and have lost 20lbs in the last few months.
You should message me if
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-If you plan to purposefully misuse slang around your kids one day just to watch them squirm.

-If you feel like this applies to you:

-If you plan to build an awesome secret room in your future house, complete with cliche fake book door handle.

We will probably not get along if any of the following apply to you:

-You think the Earth is bigger than the Sun, believe in creationism, or you believe the Earth is only 2014 years old because the year is 2014 (this seriously fucking happened...)

-You're deeply religious.

-You're racist/sexist/homophobic.

-You're Republican/heavily right wing (or an annoyingly pretentious Libertarian).