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25 Lowell, MA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:16pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
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The short version:
- liberal political leanings
- Army veteran
- Non-religious
- College student (chemistry major)
- Cat owner
- Optimistic cynic
- Three tattoos, no piercings
- 420 friendly

The long version:

I spent four years in the Army, a fair amount of that time at Fort Sam Houston working as a geospatial intelligence analyst supporting counter-narcotic and drug interdiction efforts in South America. I've done a fair bit a traveling in that four years, several states in the US and four other countries (Kuwait, Iraq, Colombia and Belize).

I spent most of 2012 working for the Elizabeth Warren campaign in the Greater Lowell Area, it was probably the most fun I've ever had at a job.

I had a friend in the Army once describe me as 'a deadly combination of intelligence and laziness'.

I can solve a Rubik's Cube in about 2 minutes. It's a neat party trick.

Currently I'm pursuing a BS in chemistry at UML and work as an independent security consultant. I started consulting when I realized that I was extremely knowledgeable and well versed in the subject of site security and could start charging people for my opinion. Two years later I have the beginnings of my own business and a meager client base. I don't make enough per month just yet to exclusively live off that as my soul source of income, but with my GI bill supplementing it it's been an excellent experience so far that I hope one day to forge into my own actual business.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going to school, working, sleeping, not a whole lot besides that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Video games
-Talking to strangers (but not in a creepy way)
-Cooking breakfast
The first things people usually notice about me
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-The soul-less ginger-y appearance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs." -John Rogers

-Books: Song of Ice and Fire series, The Night Angel Trilogy, World War Z, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Ender's Game, Wheel of Time series

-Movies: V for Vendetta, Star Wars (the originals, fuck the prequel series), Chronicles of Riddick, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Equilibrium, Cloud Atlas, Dark Knight

-TV Shows: Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, BBC's Sherlock, Castle, Firefly, House of Cards, finally marathoning through Mad Men at the moment.

-Music: I love all things rock and metal, particularly Avenged Sevenfold, Coheed and Cambria, Dream Theater, and Foo Fighters

-Food (I'm easily pleased here): Meat and potatoes in any form (red meat, not fish or chicken)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.



-my PC

-dry socks - one of my biggest pet peeves is when my socks get wet

-obligatory air/food/water/etc
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-The fact that I was born either too early or too late; too early to explore our galaxy, too late to explore the planet in any real meaningful fashion.

-Politics, religion, the global economy, space travel, and how badass it would be to have a manned colony on Mars also occupy a lot of my thoughts when my mind wanders. I am equal parts a dreamer/idealist and a bitter cynic when it comes to the way I view the world and humanity as a whole.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-This about sums it up:
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have PTSD. Just don't set off any explosions near me and we're good.
You should message me if
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-If you feel like this applies to you:

-If you plan to build an awesome secret room in your future house, complete with cliche fake book secret lever

We will probably not get along if any of the following apply to you:

-You think the Earth is bigger than the Sun, believe in creationism, or you believe the Earth is only 2014 years old because the year is 2014 (this seriously fucking happened...)

-You're deeply religious.

-You're racist/sexist/homophobic.

-You're Republican/have a lot of conservative social ideals