I like my job, but sometimes suspect I should be doing something more useful. Mainly however I just think people should give me more money. I also like diggers, gin and playing Mah Jong with friends. Not that, to my knowledge, I have any enemies who play Mah Jong. Perhaps I should make some for purposes of comparison.
I am Scottish, but apparently have a West country accent, go figure. I have recently been disabused of my one year fear that I had a lisp. It was a bad VM recording. Phew.
I am not one of these: http://www.cracked.com/video_18380_the-dark-secret-behind-quirky-romantic-comedies.html?wa_vrid=18374&pid=1&wa_vlsrc=continuous&cp=1
I am wide eyed, innocent, and a bit disingenuous