Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am quite silly. Really I am. I do stand up comedy!
Taking chances and being genuine with the world is the best way to
live. Optimism is my point of view, and so is being closer to the
ground (I'm 5'1.5"). When I need help, I ask for it.
People would describe the way I dress as sophisticated, and my
personality as a free spirit. I have an affinity for dresses, but
am a tom boy inside.
Whenever I am asked to try something new, I jump at the
opportunity. I know what I want to do with my life, and I am ready
to share that with someone.
What would I like to do? I have never shot a gun in my life.
Someday I would like to go to a target range. Learning how to play
the guitar is a long standing goal of mine. Singing and playing
simultaneously would be so exhilarating. This winter I am taking up
skiing aka tree hugging.
I would like to learn how to fly a plane! Jump out of one too! And
go bungee jumping and wet zorbing.
I have two jobs. For my second job I do respite with children. They
are so wonderful! Soon I hope to volunteer my time to a good cause.
Feel free to give suggestions!
What you give to the world creates more wealth than can ever be
gained by any other means. I want to be one of the wealthiest
people on the planet in terms of what I can contribute to the lives
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Running up mountains
Blowing bubbles while at red lights
Singing and dancing while driving
Doing the coffee grinder on the dance floor along with a bull
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I prefer talking on the phone or in person over emailing and
texting. If communicating via text is solely how you plan on
communicating, or if phone calls will rarely take place, please do
not message me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book- Ender's Game- Orson Scott Card
Shows: Game of Thrones, Futurama, Tosh.o, anything
Music-anything that does not consist of vocals that are almost
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Learning something new everyday
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can make the world a better place.
How people can experience the same event, and process it completely
differently, and why that might be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a road trip
On adventures with friends
Snuggling up with a good book
Watching a movie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I speak french significantly better while sleeping.
INFP personality although it does vary!
I want to try P90X
I can probably pick you up! (physically)
The first time I meet someone I do not consider a date. I have to
meet someone in person and get to know them more before going on an
When I am really tired I talk too much.
I rarely fall for people.
When I am talking on and on about something, it is usually because
I need to say it out loud for myself. You often don't even have to
pretend to listen. I will tell you if you need to listen in these
situations. Why? I am a tactile learner, and need to physically
process my ideas at times.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
are a female who wants a friend to have a monthly girls night
Smile all the time
Can teach me something
Are respectful and patient
I have a tendency to get along well with men who work for the
government, legal, or administrative positions. Why? They tend to
be nerdy and logical like me.
YOU SHOULD NOT MESSAGE ME IF:
You are often described as an anus or any variation thereof
You know that you are moving out of state soon
You are old enough to be my parent
Your picture does not accurately portray you
You are only on this site to hook up
You do not love yourself
You are not silly
You are not excited by life
You have ever stalked someone
You drink too much
You would fail a background check
You plan on making me pay for your food and drinks when we
(I pay for myself, you pay for yourself!)
You have one or more pictures of just your muscles (head cut
If in all or almost all of your pictures you are shirtless
I am looking for really good friends or a significant other. A guy
who is an absolute sweetheart would be amazing.
I like to take things slow in relationships, which allows us to
figure out what we want and where it is going.
Who are you looking for?
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