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30 F Astoria, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am a New Yorker, born and raised. I went to school in Wisconsin, lived in California for a couple of years and now I am back. I have seen almost every Law & Order SVU and probably at least 50% of the last 30 years of regular Law & Order. I do not consider those wasted hours.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in wholesale sales for a women's apparel company. I like to watch dramatic documentaries and politically driven shows (I love Bill Maher). I like to go to broadway/off-broadway shows, concerts and even some sporting events (I love the US Open). I like to read, eat, shop, volunteer (I fundraise and work with an organization that supports individuals with disabilities). And like everyone I try to see family and friends, get to the gym, try new restaurants, travel, watch TV, etc
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
getting lost, peeling apples, making fun of myself, losing my shit on the subway, getting emotionally attached to animals, hoarding plastic bags, not opening my mail.
I am a good listener, a loyal friend and if you like dark, and honest humor we will get along great.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes? Hair? I have no idea. 2 people have told me I look like Amanda Seyfried. The other day I got Mariah Carey. That seemed strange, but hey, I guess that's a compliment?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: David Sedaris, Christopher Hitchens, Roald Dahl, David Rakoff, Raymond Carver, Jon Krakauer
Movies: Lots of documentaries, The Big Lebowski, The Godfather, Office Space, Tropic Thunder, Rain Man, My Left Foot
Music: Whatever music sounds good. I listen to that.
Food: I eat all foods. I don't like snails and I am slowly trying to be a better person so I don't eat veal. That feels extra wrong.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee, contacts, advil, apple juice, chocolate, my brother
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to become really rich so I can quit working and then spend my life giving it away, how to do more, how to be more, how to sleep more, if I should be on this site
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with friends or catching up on shows
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am very honest and can answer whatever questions you have in person.
You should message me if
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You are nice
You are smart
You are interested
You look like your photos

I usually wait for someone to message me because then at least I know you are interested...