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27 F Chandler Heights, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:15pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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House of Leaves, Mother Night, Hellblazer (yay, comic books!), pretty much all of the Star Wars novels, The Hunger Games (team forever alone), Warcraft books not written by Knaak (do not want, ever), and I've been putting off reading The Emperor of All Maladies because I'm lazy, but I'm sure it's good.

I don't watch a lot of these. I like Fight Club, even if I close my eyes when they bash Jared Leto's face in. I liked American Psycho, but I didn't close my eyes when they bashed Jared Leto's face in. If you put Christian Bale or Ed Norton in it, I'll watch it. I'm very simple.

Let's start this off with what I don't like: I'm not into anime. I'm not into people who are craaaayzay for anime. Yeah, I got into Sailor Moon when I was a kid, and I was traumatized by Evangelion, but seriously, if all you want to talk about is.. Death Note or Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever, just leave me out of it.

I like Mythbusters. And Dirty Jobs. And dumb Animal Planet shows about dogs and cats. I like the Cooking channel, and Iron Chef.

On a really stupid K-Pop kick right now, but I tend to lean towards some more obscure alternative/hipstery shit, like Of Montreal, Bon Iver, Mumford & Sons, Joy Division, Crystal Castles, and so on. I've had a crush on Trent Reznor since I was in middle school, so I guess that means NIN, too. It's a cliche but I'll listen to "everything", which includes rap and country and polka, too.

Vegetable tempura, smoothies from Inta Juice (the energy one!), the fancy strawberry puree and Red Bull martinis at Firebirds, pho, tofu anything, pasta, rice - more carbs, which sucks because I'm pretty strict paleo 95% of the time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Toddlers & Tiaras; water (what a cop out, right?); a good bra; my glasses; dim sum; common sense.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where the hell I can find a job, what to make for dinner tomorrow, what the cats are destroying.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably sleeping or playing League of Legends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am kind of a jerk, but I tip well.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 26–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You want to? I don't really care. My expectations are pretty low, because I'm not looking for a hookup or a life-changing romance.