I'm a straightforward, pragmatic guy with a darker sense of humor than most. I'd like to think of myself as being easy-going and accessible. I'd also like to think of myself as looking like Cary Grant, so the quality of my assessments do have finite limits.
In any case, rather than try to earnestly sell my virtues -- which I can assure you are legion, I SWEAR, even if they remain unenumerated here -- I'll just say hit me up. I'm entertaining, even when I'm a flaming trainwreck of flaming trainwreck death.
Man, I seriously need to update these pictures.