An exile from the Ozarks, I've been in Seattle for five years now doing graduate work. I study dead Roman things. Choosing academia as a profession has made me wonder if I'll ever own a Harley and hit the open road.
I'm a straightforward, pragmatic guy with a darker sense of humor than most. I'd like to think of myself as being easy-going and accessible. I'd also like to think of myself as looking like Cary Grant, so the quality of my assessments do have finite limits.
In any case, rather than try to earnestly sell my virtues -- which I can assure you are legion, I SWEAR, even if they remain unenumerated here -- I'll just say hit me up. I'm entertaining, even when I'm a flaming trainwreck of flaming trainwreck death.
I'm good with me. Took me a while to get there, but there you go.
Man, I seriously need to update these pictures.