There really isn't anything I wouldn't admit. I was the second
gunman on the grassy knoll. When you're anonymous you can say
anything. You can say anything when not anonymous also, but it may
come with steeper consequences. I'm not ashamed of anything I've
said or done so I have nothing to hide.
I own a big white unmarked van, with candy in it, that I have
pimped the inside of out of to some degree. (Note: No prostitution
has ever or will ever be conducted in my van.)
Apparently OKC says 20+ people like me but I have no idea who, as I
refuse to pay to find out, so if one of them is you, feel free to
say, Hi. I don't bite, unless you ask me to. Also, this number
tends to go up and down. It may have something to do with people
deleting their accounts.
I wish masturbating worked for me. :c
If you have received a message from me, it was hand typed by none
other than myself. None of that fancy smancy copy pasta business.
Apparently some people think I'm fishing. This saddens me. :c Well,
what can you do?
I literally don't have any pictures of myself nor do I care to get
I still hate waiting...
They changed OKC's chat function. It still sucks, but now in
It sucks to be me sometimes.
Also, maybe it's just me but, I've found that most people don't
actually want to do anything, even if that thing is not performing
fellatio on me, they seem to just like the idea of actually doing
People sure ignore me a lot.
I believe that there are indeed girls like what I'm looking for out
there, but none have the confidence or perhaps none would feel safe
actually telling me so. This saddens me, too.
I hate prostitutes.
There are so many fake people online. People online are really
flaky, too. People online rarely follow through with anything they
say they will do. People online have sketchy intentions. People
I'm currently looking for a suitable female roommate who's OK with
nudity for when I move.
I'm less polite when typing with only one hand.
I have never bought anything from Starbucks, though I have recently
broke my Starbucks cherry thanks to my brother. Thanks for the iced
Always a brides maid, never a bride.
It really sucks to be me sometimes... sigh
Apparently this is a thing. How did I not know this?
I think everyone should have one of these.
Go home, Internets! You're drunk!
Something important: Everything written in this profile may be
serious, a joke, or possibly both... It's up to the reader to
interpret it, as this profile is purposely ambiguous. Also, though
I would really appreciate a blow job, I'm not asking you for one,
nor will I try to get you to give me one, or anything else for that
matter. I actually haven't offered you anything. I also only want
one from you if, and only if, you want to give me one. If I ever
ask you something, it's for the informational purposes of trying to
get to know you, not trying to get into your pants... I dislike
thinking of other humans as objects, but I myself am also human,
and sometimes also just feel like fucking the shit out of
something, but I will never ask you for it... Everyone feels like
that sometimes, right?