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26 M Clearwater, FL

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Other, and very serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
It's amazing how many people will judge a book by it's cover, but I guess that comes with the name...

Sorry to anyone I have visited recently and not given a nice hello message to. I just haven't felt like writing anything as of late...

My name is give me bj. I enjoy giving and receiving oral sex. I'm a nice guy, I don't take things too seriously, I don't chase and everything else doesn't really matter for the purposes of this account. I don't want to date. I'm not looking for love. I'm just looking for a girl in the area who would like to play with my genitals or have hers played with and not make a big deal out of it. I'm not a pig, I'm just honest with myself, unlike many people reading this. I think the whole game of dating from a male perspective is kind of sad. In the traditional sense, I'm supposed to trick you dames into becoming interested enough in me to let your guard down and allow me to have sex with you, but I don't want to do that. I'd rather just treat you like a person and take pussy off the pedestal.
What I’m doing with my life
All sorts of irrelevant things.

What am I doing with this profile?
Just sitting around, interpreting people initial reactions, and waiting for someone to either take this seriously and be interested or just be interested in general and have a conversation or something... boredom... I hate waiting.

So far, it would appear that not very many people are open about things of this sort, even when they're anonymous.
I’m really good at
getting blown... I mean really I take forever, and apparently taste sweet, but it's not just about me ladies, I reciprocate pretty good too. ;)
Being bored
Waiting, unfortunately
The first things people usually notice about me
My name is Give me BJ. If you ever see me in person you'd notice my hair is awesome; All of it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movie: Deep Throat starring Linda Lovelace from 1972

The Libertine

Music: Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny by the Bloodhound Gang
Yummy Down On This by the Bloodhound Gang

Mustang Ranch by Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears

For their meaning and lyrics. I really couldn't say it better myself.
I Only Want You by The Eagles of Death Metal
I Want You So Hard by The Eagles of Death Metal
You'll be sorry by Boots Electric

(If anyone can think of any other songs that specifically talk about oral sex without dancing around it, alike to the lyrics of Buckcherry, feel free to say something)
The six things I could never do without
1. Breathing
2. Food
3. Water
4. Homeostasis
5. Excretion
6. Sleep... I'm kind of iffy about that one.

Technically you can live with only the six above, but life would be rather boring. Also listed on "The List" is sex but people, in general, may only need that as a means to reproduce or something along those lines.

Things I want
A girl around my age, in my area, who wants to play with my junk and can appreciate that sort of thing.

Things I don't want
A one night stand. I want her to be my friend and want to come back!... I don't usually get that far anyways. Not many people give me a chance :c
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I make my mustache do that...

It's pretty difficult to get anyone to take you seriously when your name is givemebj. I wonder how I would be received if my name was something vain like hasverylargegenitalia, meloveyoulongtime88, or... bob (thinking about it, B.O.B, battery operated boyfriend, does also make sense).

Why is the ei in receive pronounced as a long E instead of a long A shouldn't it sound more like reh cay vay? Phonetics...

Why am I awake right now?
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably not doing much. As entertaining as this is, it's not very effective. Come on ladies! Help me help you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There really isn't anything I wouldn't admit. When you're anonymous you can say anything, and even when not anonymous, I'm not ashamed of anything I've said or done so I have nothing to hide.

Apparently OKC says 10 people like me but I have no idea who as I refuse to pay to find out, so if it's you, feel free to say hi.

I hate waiting...

It sucks to be me sometimes.

Also, maybe it's just me but, I've found that most people don't actually want to do anything, even if that thing is not performing fellatio on me.

I believe that there are indeed girls like what I'm looking for out there but none have the confidence or perhaps none would feel safe actually telling me so. This saddens me.

I hate prostitutes.

There are so many fake people online. People online are really flaky. People online rarely follow through with anything they say they will.

It really sucks to be me sometimes... sigh

I think everyone should have one of these.

Go home, Internets! You're drunk!

Something important: Everything written in this profile may be serious or a joke or possibly both... It's up to the reader to interpret it. Also, though I would really appreciate a blow job, I'm not asking you for one, nor will I try to get you to give me one. I only want one from you if, and only if, you want to give me one. If I ever ask you something it's for the informational purpose of trying to get to know you, not trying to get into your pants... I dislike thinking of other humans as objects, but I myself am also human, and sometimes also feel like fucking the shit out of something, but I will never ask you for it... Everyone feels like that sometimes, right?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
-you can appreciate giving or receiving oral sex and or want to play with some weird dude's genitals for any reason ;)

-you weren't offended by anything above.

-you have a use for me and aren't too shy to say so or are too shy but manage to say so anyways. Really though, help me help you. ;)

-you appreciate winky faces. ;)


-you like beards, have any other comment, suggestion, or questions, or you just want to talk to the guy who wrote all of this, I will probably get back to you in a timely manner.

or if you see me on feel free to chat. If you want to chat and are brave, I can also skype.