There really isn't anything I wouldn't admit. When you're anonymous
you can say anything, and even when not anonymous, I'm not ashamed
of anything I've said or done so I have nothing to hide.
Apparently OKC says 10+ people like me but I have no idea who, as I
refuse to pay to find out, so if it's you, feel free to say
I literally don't have any pictures of myself nor do I care to get
I hate waiting...
OKC's chat function is useless. No one has ever started a chat
dialogue with me ever, most females have theirs turned off, and the
ones that don't have it turned off ignore me.
It sucks to be me sometimes.
Also, maybe it's just me but, I've found that most people don't
actually want to do anything, even if that thing is not performing
fellatio on me, they just like the idea of actually doing
I believe that there are indeed girls like what I'm looking for out
there but none have the confidence or perhaps none would feel safe
actually telling me so. This saddens me.
I hate prostitutes.
There are so many fake people online. People online are really
flaky, too. People online rarely follow through with anything they
say they will do. People online have sketchy intentions.
I have never eaten or drank anything from Starbucks.
It really sucks to be me sometimes... sigh
I think everyone should have one of these.
Go home, Internets! You're drunk!
Something important: Everything written in this profile may be
serious or a joke or possibly both... It's up to the reader to
interpret it, as this profile is ambiguous. Also, though I would
really appreciate a blow job, I'm not asking you for one, nor will
I try to get you to give me one, or anything else for that matter.
I only want one from you if, and only if, you want to give me one.
If I ever ask you something, it's for the informational purposes of
trying to get to know you, not trying to get into your pants... I
dislike thinking of other humans as objects, but I myself am also
human, and sometimes also just feel like fucking the shit out of
something, but I will never ask you for it... Everyone feels like
that sometimes, right?