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27 Clearwater, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Other, and very serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It's amazing how many people will judge a book by it's cover, but I guess that comes with the name... And I'm not even a book.

Sorry to anyone I have visited recently and not given a nice hello message to. It's a process, and I'm sure I'll get to everyone eventually, when I feel like it.

Hello. My name is give me bj, and I enjoy giving and receiving oral sex. I'm a nice guy, I don't take things too seriously, I don't like dating, I don't chase women, nor am I actively trying to solicit any sort of sexual favor, and everything else doesn't really matter for the purposes of this account. I don't want to date. I'm not looking for love. I'm just looking for a girl in the area who wants to be friendly and would like to play with my genitals or have hers played with while not making a big deal out of it. I'm not a pig, I'm just honest with myself, unlike many people reading this. I think the whole game of dating from a male perspective is kind of sad. In the traditional sense, I'm supposed to trick you dolls into becoming interested enough in me to let your guard down and allow me to have sex with you, but I don't want to do that. I'd rather just treat you like a person, take pussy off the pedestal, and try to accomplish something, or build something.

Sure is slow round here.

People sure take this shit seriously.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
All sorts of irrelevant things.

What am I doing with this profile?
Just sitting around, interpreting people's initial reactions, and waiting for someone to either take this seriously and be interested or just be interested in general and have a conversation or something... boredom... I hate waiting.

So far, it would appear that not very many people are open about things of this sort, even when they're anonymous, which all of us are.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Receiving oral sex... I mean, really, I can last forever, and apparently taste sweet, but it's not just about me ladies, I reciprocate pretty good, too. ;)
Being bored
Getting ignored
Waiting, unfortunately
Getting people to put glue on things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My name is Give me BJ. If you ever see me in person you'd notice my hair is awesome; All of it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movie: Deep Throat starring Linda Lovelace from 1972

The Libertine

Music: Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny by the Bloodhound Gang
Yummy Down On This by the Bloodhound Gang

Mustang Ranch by Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears

For their meaning and lyrics. I really couldn't say it better myself.
I Only Want You by The Eagles of Death Metal
I Want You So Hard by The Eagles of Death Metal
You'll be sorry by Boots Electric

(If anyone can think of any other songs that specifically talk about oral sex without dancing around it, alike to the lyrics of Buckcherry, feel free to say something)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Breathing
2. Food
3. Water
4. Homeostasis
5. Excretion
6. Sleep... I'm kind of iffy about that one.

Technically you can live with only the six above, but life would be rather boring. Also listed on "The List" is sex but people, in general, may only need that as a means to reproduce or something along those lines.

Things I want:
A girl around my age, in my area, who wants to play with my junk and can appreciate that sort of thing, as well as what I have to offer while being respectful and friendly but still maintaining an emotional distance and an open mind.

Things I don't want
A one night stand. I want her to be my friend and want to come back!... I don't usually get that far anyways. Not many people give me a chance :c
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I make my mustache do that..?

Who or what is self?

What would happen if I made a more serious profile.

Where can I find a noncommittal recreational blow job at this hour?

How it's pretty difficult to get anyone to take you seriously when your name is givemebj. I wonder how I would be received if my name was something vain like hasverylargegenitalia, meloveyoulongtime88, or... bob? Thinking about it, B.O.B, battery operated boyfriend, does also make sense in this context

Why am I awake right now?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably not doing much. As entertaining as this is, it's not very effective. Come on ladies! Help me help you... or at least follow through with what you say. Bunch of fibbers. :(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There really isn't anything I wouldn't admit. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. When you're anonymous you can say anything. You can say anything when not anonymous also, but it may come with steeper consequences. I'm not ashamed of anything I've said or done so I have nothing to hide.

I own a big white unmarked van, with candy in it, that I have pimped the inside of out of to some degree. (Note: No prostitution has ever or will ever be conducted in my van.)

Apparently OKC says 20+ people like me but I have no idea who, as I refuse to pay to find out, so if one of them is you, feel free to say, Hi. I don't bite, unless you ask me to. Also, this number tends to go up and down. I it may have something to do with people deleting their accounts.

I wish masturbating worked for me. :c

If you have received a message from me, it was hand typed by none other than myself. None of that fancy smancy copy pasta business. Apparently some people think I'm fishing. This saddens me. :c Well, what can you do?

I literally don't have any pictures of myself nor do I care to get any.

I still hate waiting...

They changed OKC's chat function. It still sucks, but now in different ways.

It sucks to be me sometimes.

Also, maybe it's just me but, I've found that most people don't actually want to do anything, even if that thing is not performing fellatio on me, they seem to just like the idea of actually doing something.

People sure ignore me a lot.

I believe that there are indeed girls like what I'm looking for out there, but none have the confidence or perhaps none would feel safe actually telling me so. This saddens me, too.

I hate prostitutes.

There are so many fake people online. People online are really flaky, too. People online rarely follow through with anything they say they will do. People online have sketchy intentions. People online...

I'm less polite when typing with only one hand.

I have never bought anything from Starbucks, though I have recently broke my Starbucks cherry thanks to my brother. Thanks for the iced coffee, bro.

It really sucks to be me sometimes... sigh

I think everyone should have one of these.

Go home, Internets! You're drunk!

Something important: Everything written in this profile may be serious, a joke, or possibly both... It's up to the reader to interpret it, as this profile is purposely ambiguous. Also, though I would really appreciate a blow job, I'm not asking you for one, nor will I try to get you to give me one, or anything else for that matter. I actually haven't offered you anything. I also only want one from you if, and only if, you want to give me one. If I ever ask you something, it's for the informational purposes of trying to get to know you, not trying to get into your pants... I dislike thinking of other humans as objects, but I myself am also human, and sometimes also just feel like fucking the shit out of something, but I will never ask you for it... Everyone feels like that sometimes, right?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you know what you want. ;)

-you can appreciate giving or receiving oral sex, have an oral fixation, and/or want to play with some weird guy from the internet's genitals for whatever reason. ;)

-you weren't offended by anything above. ;)

-you have a use for me and aren't too shy to say so, or are too shy, but manage to say so anyways. Really though, help me help you. ;)

-you can appreciate winky faces. ;)


-you like beards, bad jokes, beef jerky, or have any other comment, suggestion, or questions, or you just want to talk to the guy who wrote all of this, I will probably get back to you in a timely manner.

If you want to chat and are brave, I can also skype with or without cam, or if you play MC I have a server running people can get on... but don't get mad if I fill your house with TNT.