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gizzardgulpe
23 / M / straight / Seeing someone
El Dorado, Kansas
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 8" (1.72m).
- Body Type
- Athletic
- Looking For
- New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Other and laughing about it
- Sign
- Libra but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Dropped out of college/university
- Job
- Law / Legal Services
- Income
- $20,000–$30,000
- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am thoughtful, calm, and superawesome.
My Self-Summary
Well, shoot, I never know how to describe myself. The basics are
pretty much as follows: I like studying Taoism, martial arts,
music, and other various things of a
spiritual/philosophical/expressionist nature.
I play video games occasionally but I don't care to play by myself. I used to, but now I find it not so enjoyable.
I moved to Kansas a little over a year ago, and I still would like to meet some cool people to hang out with, play video games with, whatever with. Yes, I'm an introvert, but it gets old you know?
Also, I have narcolepsy.
I play video games occasionally but I don't care to play by myself. I used to, but now I find it not so enjoyable.
I moved to Kansas a little over a year ago, and I still would like to meet some cool people to hang out with, play video games with, whatever with. Yes, I'm an introvert, but it gets old you know?
Also, I have narcolepsy.
Editors
What I’m doing with my life
Writing books and working in a prison. I want to be in the Peace
Corps someday, so I'm working toward that at the moment.
I’m really good at
Not getting stressed out.
Using curse words creatively.
Magic.
Orgasms.
Off the wall humor.
Your mom jokes.
Giving orgasms.
Learning things.
Sleeping.
Using curse words creatively.
Magic.
Orgasms.
Off the wall humor.
Your mom jokes.
Giving orgasms.
Learning things.
Sleeping.
The first things people usually notice about me
A person said, "eyes" once, but I don't believe them. They were
being nice.
Honestly, I'm always waiting in the shadows for a quick silent kill, so I'd be surprised if anyone noticed me at all. If they do, they probably think, "What a suave, intelligent gentleman." or "Must sex that man."
Back when I had a beard, the first thing people noticed was, "LUMBERJACK!"
Honestly, I'm always waiting in the shadows for a quick silent kill, so I'd be surprised if anyone noticed me at all. If they do, they probably think, "What a suave, intelligent gentleman." or "Must sex that man."
Back when I had a beard, the first thing people noticed was, "LUMBERJACK!"
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Anything Haruki Murakami. John Dies at the End. Tao Te
Ching. I Ching. Watchmen. The Mind's I. The Selfish Gene. Anything
that has to do with Martial Arts/Bruce Lee. Anything by Terry
Pratchett?
Movies: Moulin Rouge. Fight Club. Snatch. Burn After Reading. Tropic Thunder. Power Rangers.
Food: Sandwiches. Sammiches. Salads. Orange Dreamscicles (Just finished two, might have a third.). Tacos. Rice. All Chinese Food. Stir Fry. Bagels. Burritos. Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo. Spaghetti. Basically anything with carbs.
Movies: Moulin Rouge. Fight Club. Snatch. Burn After Reading. Tropic Thunder. Power Rangers.
Food: Sandwiches. Sammiches. Salads. Orange Dreamscicles (Just finished two, might have a third.). Tacos. Rice. All Chinese Food. Stir Fry. Bagels. Burritos. Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo. Spaghetti. Basically anything with carbs.
Editors
The six things I could never do without
Can I be a bit elitist here for a second? There are technically
only three things no one can go without. Food, Water, and Shelter.
And I've done my share of camping, so you can see, I ENJOY getting
away from all the lame attachments that life glues to me.
That said:
6) Sleep. I slept 11.5 hours today, though it's not really my fault, per se.
5) Soap.
4) Dishes.
3) My Dong.
2) My computer, to which I am addicted.
1) My girlfriend's gloriously perfect, delightfully delicious, and altogether holy bosom.
That said:
6) Sleep. I slept 11.5 hours today, though it's not really my fault, per se.
5) Soap.
4) Dishes.
3) My Dong.
2) My computer, to which I am addicted.
1) My girlfriend's gloriously perfect, delightfully delicious, and altogether holy bosom.
Editors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think of things in lists:
How to escape from prison.
How to improve my physique to look more like Bruce Lee's.
How to fight like Bruce Lee.
How to revive Bruce Lee.
How to need less sleep.
Karma.
Taoism.
Orgasms.
The etymology of the word "Orgasm" (orgasm (n.) Look up orgasm at Dictionary.com
1684, from Fr. orgasme, from Gk. orgasmos "excitement, swelling," from organ "be in heat, become ripe for," lit. "to swell, be excited," related to orge "impulse, excitement, anger," from PIE base *wrog- "to burgeon, swell with strength" (cf. Skt. urja "a nourishment, sap, vigor," O.Ir. ferc, ferg "anger"). The verb is attested from 1973, originally and usually in ref. to a woman's sexual climax. Orgasmic is attested from 1935.)
BOOBS BIKES GUNS WOOOO
and lastly, "how to be perceived as not as shallow as usual."
How to escape from prison.
How to improve my physique to look more like Bruce Lee's.
How to fight like Bruce Lee.
How to revive Bruce Lee.
How to need less sleep.
Karma.
Taoism.
Orgasms.
The etymology of the word "Orgasm" (orgasm (n.) Look up orgasm at Dictionary.com
1684, from Fr. orgasme, from Gk. orgasmos "excitement, swelling," from organ "be in heat, become ripe for," lit. "to swell, be excited," related to orge "impulse, excitement, anger," from PIE base *wrog- "to burgeon, swell with strength" (cf. Skt. urja "a nourishment, sap, vigor," O.Ir. ferc, ferg "anger"). The verb is attested from 1973, originally and usually in ref. to a woman's sexual climax. Orgasmic is attested from 1935.)
BOOBS BIKES GUNS WOOOO
and lastly, "how to be perceived as not as shallow as usual."
Editors
On a typical Friday night I am
At work. Night shift at the prison yard.
On MY Friday (Which is Tuesday morning), I'm usually doing whatever, talking/playing Naked Rock Band/cuddling/winding down from a week at work.
On MY Friday (Which is Tuesday morning), I'm usually doing whatever, talking/playing Naked Rock Band/cuddling/winding down from a week at work.
Editors
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I will tell anyone anything if they just ask. ANYTHING. (Before you
bother, no, I haven't killed a prostitute. Directly.)
You should message me if
You want a new friend to hang out with, you like Rock Band and/or
Metal Gear, you like to talk books, movies, games, you like martial
arts.... whatevs. Ts all grood.
