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28 Cleveland, OH Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:01pm
Heteroflexible, Sapiosexual, Straight
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I really enjoy using Tony Jaa's name as a verb.
Ex: "I want to Tony Jaa you through that door!" or "Don't make me
Tony Jaa your ass, son."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My resting bitch face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Games: The Silent Hill Series, Resident Evil (ehh), L.A. Noire, Left for Dead I and II, Gears of War II, Mortal Kombat, Tekken 6, the Assassin's Creed series, Fallout 3, ect...

Bands/Artists: Glassjaw, Deftones, Despised Icon, Tony Danza Tapdance Ext., Oceano, The Juliet Massacre, Rammstein, Arsonists Get All the Girls, Rings of Saturn, whitechapel, The Chariot, killwhitneydead, The Acacia Strain, iwrestledabearonce, Das Racist, El-P, Aesop Rock, Cage, Sage Francis ect...
Gogol Bordello

Books and Comics (yes, I can read): Almanac of the Dead, Pedagogy of the Oppressed, Tesla: Man Out of Time, Criminal Macabre, Dark Days, Crypt of Dawn, World War Z, Scott Pilgrim and coloring books.

Movies: Grandma's Boy, Fight Club, Buffalo 66, Blue Valentine, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Teeth, Kick-Ass, Clerks I and II, Black Swan, Shaun of the Dead, Kung Fu Hustle, Tale of Two Sisters, Kung Pow!, and Dogma.

TV Shows: The Killing, The Walking Dead, Doctor Who, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Adult Swim, Kenny vs. Spenny, Wilfred, The IT Crowd, Kung Faux, Portlandia, Lost, Flight of the Conchords.

Food: Sushi, Italian, Indian, Mexican, Thai and Coffee (coffee should be a food group on the pyramid).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"Go planet!"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not Neil Degrasee Tyson is actually God educating us on how he created the cosmos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going on an adventure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a nice guy.
You should message me if
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you're not sensitive.