Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When I was a wee little munchkin, I used to love the window seat.
Unfortunately, I had to pee in the middle of the in-flight
meal...EVERYTIME. Murphy's Law? Too much soda? Somewhere along the
line, I realized that instead of stepping all over everyone to get
out, it was far more convenient to occupy the aisle seat. Now I
love aisle seats.
Also, I like to eat my ice cream with a flimsy plastic spoon
whenever possible so it doesn't end as quickly.
IxTP for those that care about such frivolities, although most
would never guess the "I" upon first meeting me.
I moved from Boston, so I'm a little bit more of an a$$hole than
south-of-the-Mason-Dixon is used to, but I'm still the sweetest guy
east of the Mississippi...I swear!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Brave New World. Self-Reliance. The Stinky Cheese Man and Other
Fairly Stupid Tales.
The Bone Collector. Jumanji. TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze.
Suits. Californication. Breaking Bad. Burn Notice. The
Gareth Emery. Gabriel & Dresden. Infected Mushroom. Pink
Enchiladas all day.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oh, you know: heroin, lost (forcibly removed?) clothing on the
streets, gunshots to the ankle...hm, I guess the Baltihood's got it
My 5 speakers and my subwoofer. So I can listen to
atrociously loud trance music until my brain evacuates my skull in
Or just 6 alarm clocks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to jaywalk more efficiently.
Why there are so many girls on here with "taco" in their
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drowning my first world pains in alcohol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1. I eat with the etiquette of a wild boar.
2. I still add chocolate syrup to my milk whenever possible.
3. I'm afraid of heights. Yeah, even I've got my kryptonite.
4. I hate ferris wheels. (see #3)
Also, I recently bought myself a beautifully iced cookie cake on
impulse at the grocery store. Not sure why, but this has got to be
an embarrassment on some level.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you want to partake in some cool shenanigans with me in either
Balt or DC this autumn!
Also, if you know how to laugh at yourself at least once in a while
and think you can handle me in my finest moments of debauchery. If
you want to learn how to jaywalk with style too, or want to get
your a$$ handed to you in Mario Kart (ANYVERSION). I'm kind of
nasty at it. Additionally, if you have a pet. I want to play with
it. Animals love me.
Step into my world.
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