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glad_I_never
29 / M / straight / Single
San Francisco, California
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The Skinny
- Last Online
- Online now!
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- Ethnicity
- Undeclared
- Height
- 5' 8" (1.72m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual sex
- Smokes
- Sometimes
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Other and very serious about it
- Sign
- Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from space camp
- Job
- Other
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am a man, walking into a bar, and saying ouch..
My Self-Summary
I am the very model of a modern major generalist. I can also be
vague, muddy, and circuitous. I'm not polyamorous, but I
am...polyamiable?
I work in the service of food, diligently and patiently, and with abandon. What can I say, I really like giving back to my community, in the form of structurally sound sandwiches, chocolate babka, and exact change.
And I'm from the East Coast, so if you want to go thunderstorm chasing some time, I might be completely down with that.
And I can usually gauge my mood based on my ability to tear away the plastic bag from the spool in the produce section of grocery stores.
I take goofing around very for seriously.
I work in the service of food, diligently and patiently, and with abandon. What can I say, I really like giving back to my community, in the form of structurally sound sandwiches, chocolate babka, and exact change.
And I'm from the East Coast, so if you want to go thunderstorm chasing some time, I might be completely down with that.
And I can usually gauge my mood based on my ability to tear away the plastic bag from the spool in the produce section of grocery stores.
I take goofing around very for seriously.
What I’m doing with my life
Eating my housemate's Cosco pizza.
And then learning the intricacies of acid-reflux.
But as Sartre once said, "What I did in the past is history, and what I do in the future is a mystery." Just kidding, Mike Tyson said that.
And then learning the intricacies of acid-reflux.
But as Sartre once said, "What I did in the past is history, and what I do in the future is a mystery." Just kidding, Mike Tyson said that.
I’m really good at
ping pong, bringing a complete meal into the movie theater,
finishing the beginning of your sentences, walking around like I
own the place, coveting tee shirts that say "U think U Gangsta But
U Jus Frontin".
Also, I am learning 19th century letterwriting skills from studying Nigerian Scam emails.
Also, I am learning 19th century letterwriting skills from studying Nigerian Scam emails.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am both life-size and fun-size at the same time.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Music- After watching Be Here To Love Me, Townes Van Zandt is
playing frequently in my room. He has a great song about learning
karate.
Movies- Bananas, The Room, Turkish remakes of classic American movies, Judgment at Nuremberg.
Food- Watermelon gazpacho is my food/drink of the season.
Movies- Bananas, The Room, Turkish remakes of classic American movies, Judgment at Nuremberg.
Food- Watermelon gazpacho is my food/drink of the season.
The six things I could never do without
The seven deadly sins, minus the one where Brad Pitt's wife's head
gets pulled out of the box. Oh wait, spoiler alert.
But really, I could never do without my six different emotional settings: happy, sad, sleepy, sneezy, snarky, slippery. If you ask for a demonstration of my "slippery" emotional state, I would be delighted to pantomime it for you. It involves socks on my kitchen floor.
But really, I could never do without my six different emotional settings: happy, sad, sleepy, sneezy, snarky, slippery. If you ask for a demonstration of my "slippery" emotional state, I would be delighted to pantomime it for you. It involves socks on my kitchen floor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who is actually involved in Neighborhood Watch organizations.
What if god was one of us. The song.
Who is that sombrero'd fellow on the Tapatio label?
What if god was one of us. The song.
Who is that sombrero'd fellow on the Tapatio label?
On a typical Friday night I am
In, out, or leaning in dark doorways, quietly poetry slamming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Sometimes I'm not sure if it's proper to eat the cheese rind.
Also, if you inspect cheese I've bought, there may or may not be teeth marks on it. I'm not saying those teeth marks are mine, but I sort of am.
Also, if you inspect cheese I've bought, there may or may not be teeth marks on it. I'm not saying those teeth marks are mine, but I sort of am.
You should message me if
Let's face it, I'm probably going to message you first. That's how
it usually happens.
But if you message me first, I will probably say something under my bated breath like, "That dame is class, like mama cass" and then will feel like all this work put into my profile was worth it. And I'll let you watch the fresh episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm with me. But no talking. Laughing is fine.
But if you message me first, I will probably say something under my bated breath like, "That dame is class, like mama cass" and then will feel like all this work put into my profile was worth it. And I'll let you watch the fresh episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm with me. But no talking. Laughing is fine.
