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gladgadfly

29 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Construction
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I bought Infinite Jest, because I value myself as a person who appreciates the more refined achievements of modern literature, but mostly for Dave Eggers forward where he compares it to a space ship. I fucking love books that are space ships, and that's pretty much me when it comes down to brass tacks.

My life's a comic nobody reads.
www.calendarcereal.tumblr.com
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Dude, I do all that shit. I'm a cider drinker.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a decent enough artist to inspire the slightest amount of envy and support from my good friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm one of those "dictionary.com word of the day" bastards.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read the old Russians, and ponder the social implications of selective nihilism over a neat vodka. Everything is true but the last part.

I feel like I'm Louie ck. but I think Louie ck makes everyone feel like they're Louie ck, and that's why he's Louie ck. So fuck.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This section is designed to make you betray yourself as a sentimental fuddy-duddy. I am one, of course, but I refuse to make a list of it, because we might play cards someday, you and I, and that would be what is generally referred to as a tell. And I don't tell.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to pen bleeding-edge witticisms that have the potential to transform a "replies very selectively" gal into a "replies often". But on the real, I dig this quote, because its sappy and, you know, a timeless ice breaker for meta meanderings.

"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."

-Albert Einstein
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
We made a Pog drinking game. It's a hit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I struggle with the whole "Manifest Destiny" thing. By thing, I mean a guy that hangs out at my coffee shop who goes by that moniker. He keeps it to just "Manifest" for his inner circle though, which, to my misfortune, I believe he now considers me a member of. Life is a struggle at times.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Free ice cream. And you appreciate that I'm a friends-only fella, in a stellar monagamous LTR.