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gladgirls

30 / F / straight / Seeing someone

San Francisco, California

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
—
Kids
—
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English, Spanish (Okay), Italian (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My Self-Summary

I'm a witty, snarky and mischievous grammar nerd with a penchant for all things vodka and photo-related. Loved by some, admired by many, feared by all, I'm an East Coast transplant who landed in California and hasn't looked back.

What I’m doing with my life

Is this the question where I'm supposed to confront my place in the universe and assert my cosmic usefulness? Ain't gonna happen. By day, I'm a magazine editor, at a small nonprofit. I really enjoy my gig. In the larger sense, I'm just carving out a creative and social niche for myself, trying to hone my writing skills and find comrades to explore this corner of the country. And beyond.

I’m really good at

Witty banter. Verbosity. Languages. Putting together playlists (my tastes skew indie). Engaging with lots of different types of people. Finding good airfares.

The first things people usually notice about me

My effusiveness and my lips.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Reads: "Into the Wild," "Family Dancing," "The Time Traveler's Wife." Anything by David Sedaris, Bill Bryson and Douglas Coupland.

Flicks: Memento, Cinema Paradiso, The Lives of Others, Pan's Labyrinth, Raising Arizona, The Real Cancun, City of God, Orgazmo

Grub: Thai, sushi, chili rellenos, omelets, vodka (vodka's a food, right?)

The six things I could never do without

Music player. "This American Life" podcasts. My car. My camera. My animals (two cats, one dog). Fabric softener.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Why my musical taste is so fabulous. Arranging my next great travel adventure. Improving my writing and photo skills. Ways I can attempt to effect positive change in the world and give back.

On a typical Friday night I am

Throwing back a couple of IPAs at a local watering hole with a bunch of friends, gearing up for a film, a concert or a house party.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I tend to be self-critical.

You should message me if

You're fun, funny and not terribly judgmental. If you have passion for something bigger than yourself, and appreciate edginess. And if you're not looking for a relationship with me. Here's my fine text disclaimer that I'm currently in a happy relationship. I am, however, always looking for more friends of both genders, and for you men out there, I have an eager bevy of single female friends who may provide an excellent dating pool for you, assuming there's chemistry, or roofies, or whatever you crazy kids do to get laid these days. I have a pretty good track record of bringing people together.

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