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28 Portland, OR Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:03pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a portland native, but went to school in Eugene. I am usually in a great mood and spend a lot of time laughing. I'm in a very serious relationship with my DVR but I still make time to go to the library. I'm super social, I go out or have people over at least 3 nights a week. I'm very much a girly girl, but don't take that to mean I'm high maintenance. It just means I don't bum around in sweats, love pretty things, strongly value female friendships, and really appreciate a good dress.
What I’m doing with my life
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Loving my life every single day. I enjoy my job as a store manager for a women's retailer. It's close to my place so I can walk, I get to hang out with fun people, and play dress up everyday. It's such a good set up I feel like I'm gaming the system. I live in a perfect beautiful little apartment all by my lonesome and it's beyond lovely.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting things off, list making, throwing parties, picking out gifts, telling stories, saying yes to dessert, meeting parents, high kicks, shopping, dancing, and nacho making.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Either my dimples or my diastema.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love The Time Traveler's Wife, Everything is Illuminated, One Hundred Years of Solitude, and most things by Nick Hornby, Tom Perrotta, and David Sedaris. I'm also a huge Harry Potter fan.

I can't ever get enough of The Dark Knight, The Sound of Music, Chicago, Memento, Say Anthing, Singing in the Rain, The Little Mermaid, Snatch, Sabrina, Stranger than Fiction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, or The Count of Monte Cristo

I get a lot of crap because my musical taste is kind of stuck in the past, I love 90s and early 00s pop and r&b, funk, disco, 70s/80s easy listening, stuff that you would find on a jukebox in a 50s diner.

Suits, Parks and Rec, Bob's Burgers, and Scandal are my current favorite shows. I can't resist law & order or classic Twilight Zone reruns.

When it comes to food I will eat just about anything but hazelnuts or turkey.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My best friends, laughter, netflix, family, books, and cheese.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Usually things too ridiculous or trivial to even mention. Also this:
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating, drinking, laughing, dancing, singing, crying, whatever feels right. When you work retail any day of the week can feel like a Friday, so I do whatever the hell I want all seven nights of them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've had a crush on Paul Rudd for almost 2 decades. I saw clueless in elementary school and my love for him has never wavered.
You should message me if
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You use your library card, are the funny one in your group of friends, make great pancakes, aren't afraid to actually meet, have a sexy beard, or like girly girls.

If you think I seem kind of interesting or cute or just want to know what I'm reading send me a message.

For some reason I get a large amount of messages from guys outside of Portland. I'm not interested in being your pen pal so please don't bother messaging me.