I don't believe in the powers of alcohol, and I don't buy into popular culture. If you're looking for someone to go and watch The Hangover Part 3 with, then I'm afraid I'm not your guy. I don't own a television, and haven't listened to the radio in years. I don't have a superiority complex about it, it's just not my thing.
I'm a bit of an asshole, but I'd sooner break my own legs than intentionally upset anyone. Whenever I can muster the time and energy, I like to drive to the forest to read - nature is honest and only interrupts me with things worth being interrupted for.