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glasses4u

35 M Warner Robins, GA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Boyfriend Resume

OVERVIEW

• Highly experienced former full-time boyfriend with eclectic clientele
• Low-maintenance
• Handsome, smart, charming. Also-- extremely modest

OBJECTIVES

• Leverage background to identify potential lifelong or overnight soul mate
• Establish emotionally profitable strategic alliance together
• Prefer any body types, except oblong or trapezoidal
• Opportunities for rapid advancement optional

PERSONAL STRENGTHS

• Team player
• Creates culture of creative collaboration featuring all-night brainstorm sessions and out-of-the-box activities
• Will respect and trust women in a wide variety of fun and interesting situations
•Pretty good at magic tricks (seriously)

SPECIAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS

• Handled increasing levels of responsibility
• Delivered wide spectrum of personal services and met key performance metrics that contributed substantially to romantic bottom line
• Devised incentive policy to improve retention, lowering break-up rate in 2012 by estimated 32%
• Pioneered innovative concept of venturing beyond dating phase into facsimile of long-term commitment
• Garnered satisfactory results for all clients except two or three who should no longer even really count because, let's be honest, alcohol was involved

EXPERIENCE

12/2012-Present: Freelance consultant

6/2012-12/2012: Alison, Chief Love Officer. Instrumental in managing her emotional turnaround, due largely to intensive three-month back-rub program, enabling her to overcome longstanding intimacy issues.

4/2011-5/2012: Rachel, Executive Vice Paramour. Received excellent performance reviews. Hired on interim basis while real boyfriend, Bradley, recovered from motorcycle accident in long-term rehabilitation facility.

4/2011-3/2012: Numerous side trips, detours, lost weekends and mistakes hardly worth mentioning at all except in the interest of full disclosure, due diligence and corporate transparency.

8/2008-10/2009: Dolores, Junior Associate Squeeze. Regularly applied problem-solving techniques, such as remembering all her birthdays and anniversaries. Twice spearheaded conversations about moving in together unprompted. Nearly earned tenure.

EDUCATION

Oh, you bet.

HOBBIES

Advanced canoodling, moonlit dinners in mid-afternoon, candlelit breakfasts at midnight, unlit lunches in midtown coffee shops, impersonations during orgasm.

AWARDS

Four-time winner of BEST BOYFRIEND FOR THE FIRST 15 MINUTES CONTEST (self-nominated).

MEMBERSHIPS

Boyfriends Anonymous, American Society of Wannabe Stud Puppets.

REFERENCES

Available on Request
I’m really good at
filling out online profiles
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Well I love movies. Right now-- Film Noir. Love it. Also silent movies, movies from the 1920's, anything in black and white. And the Dark Crystal (just throwing that in there).

And if you have seen Wristcutters: A love Story-- we just became best friends.

I love to cook, and am pretty good at it (if, apparently, I do say so myself.)

Books? Right now I am reading When the Killing Stops by T.C. Boyle. . But this answer changes pretty frequently.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm "bi-coastal." I like living half the year living in GA an half the year living in California. It's pretty awesome--
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I made you smile