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glassesmonster

29 F Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:36pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I've lived in Seattle for a while now but I'm a New Yorker in my soul, which means I cross the street when no cars are coming and I know how to properly make room on a crowded bus.

I'm a writer and activist and comedian, and an "ambivert," which, I recently learned, is an introvert-extrovert hybrid.

I have been referred to as "a dynamo" and told that I "add spice to the office."

I love telling the truth, art, going to the movies by myself, learning about social justice, and anything (or anyone) that's a true original.

I'm a Brooklyn girl, I may take some gettin' used to.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a bankruptcy specialist, which, as you can imagine, is the job I've dreamed of since I was a little girl. It requires me to learn things and pays my rent so it's aight.

I am off Facebook and really happy about it. I listen to Harry Potter audiobooks while I go running, I firm up my beliefs by doing social justice/activism stuff however I can, read a whole lot, write, draw, crochet, look at art whenever possible, crack wise, and maintain my gorgeous complexion.
I’m really good at
matching my earrings with the rest of my outfit, twisting my ankle, Bananagrams and Taboo.
The first things people usually notice about me
My glasses and curly hair.

I also laugh like a goose. It's really, really hot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
**I won't be offended if you skip this section, I usually do. All kinds of great people have terrible tastes, and vice-versa. On the other hand, I do like making lists.

Books/Writers: Appointment in Samarra, Lenny Bruce is Dead, short stories by Amy Hempel and Alice Munro, Crime and Punishment, Raymond Chandler, Then We Came to the End, Einstein's Dreams, assorted sociological or political or art books, Flannery O'Connor, James Baldwin, also I like being in bookstores just to be like, okay, nobody panic, they're still here.

Movies: Midnight Cowboy, Annie Hall, The Graduate, The Hudsucker Proxy, A Serious Man, Bicycle Thieves, Singin' in the Rain, With a Friend Like Harry, Back to the Future Trilogy, Festen, anything with Cary Grant, or tap dancing, and anything adorable and Scandinavian.

TV: The Wire, Deadwood, Sopranos, Twin Peaks, Party Down, Home Movies, Downton Abbey (oh man this list is so boring, are you still reading?)

Music: Desert Island Top Ten- Van Morrison, Violent Femmes, Beatles, Bob Dylan, Jay-Z (did you find the quote?), Harry Belafonte, The Shirelles, Velvet Underground, Belle and Sebastian, Sam Cooke

Food: popcorn, and most other things besides popcorn.
The six things I could never do without
A pen in good working order; I can't decide between books and movies; crossword puzzles (New York Times Sundays, cause I don't eff around); glasses; comfortable shoes; the semicolon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All those damn injustices. Trying to dream up ways to creatively speak truth to power and maybe raise a little hell. (Sorry, all you dreamy Ayn Randers, men's right activists, and people who uses the term "P.C. Police"... our love is not to be!)
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
I'll put it this way: I am smart, funny, and interesting, and those are the things you keep telling yourself and other women that you're looking for. So if you're not full of shit, here I am.