Ok, so in all seriousness here are some basics: I have an intellectually stimulating job with a steady income; a nice apartment that I try to keep clean; I live in MD about 2 miles outside of the District and within walking distance of the metro; I have a good credit rating, good relationship with my family, and a (clean) car; I have good teeth and I like to wear nice shoes; I wear boxers instead of briefs, and I try to hit the gym regularly; I like to use deodorant and cologne but not into manicures, pedicures, facials, moisturizers or other type of creams; additionally, I like to use proper grammar and diction, I like to cook, I can dress myself, and while at times shy I know how to handle myself in social situations; I'm good with numbers and I keep up to date with national and world events, and I like to have a glass of wine every once in a while. Sound good?
Additionally, I am not married, seeing someone nor looking to set up a harem.
Now that the basics are out of the way, here is some more info about me: I am originally from Argentina, grew up in New Jersey, and lived in NYC, San Francisco, Tokyo, Chicago, and now the DC area. I'm looking to meet fun, interesting and intelligent women in the area for friendship and potentially more.