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22 M Sacramento, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:18pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Fish, reptiles, coffee, computers, league of legends, homebody. Looking for a lady with similar interests. Just talk to me.
What I’m doing with my life
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besides work, i am searching for a charmander in the tall grass. maybe one day...
I’m really good at
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furiously screaming at my fridge while i flush ant hills out with cat piss while doing backflips
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that i am either sexy as fuck or that i am ugly as fuck.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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i like the book tropic thunder, the movie pizza, the band animorphs, and the tv show avenged sevenfold
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
i really need coffee and sex. so unfortunately I burn my dick a lot. but its ok cuz then i know to let the coffee cool down before i drink it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how some people can be really fucking stupid. havnt you ever heard someone say something so fucking stupid that you just wanted to hit them in the face really fucking hard? or even like throw a pie at them or something. ya know?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either really horny, really tired, or really bored. when you are horny its not fun dealing with that tree. takes so much effort just to make it move. so i get a cup of water and pour it on that stupid ass sudowoodo. then i catch the fuck out of it because thats my favorite pokemon. i catch it with a timer ball on the first turn because im a boss. then im no longer tired or bored.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i blush everywhere but my face cheeks. sick fuck.
You should message me if
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you want to help me tame that sudowoodo ;) or if my profile made you laugh, shit your pants, or really wet because you felt so dirty that you had to go take a shower after reading it.