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glkaiser

35 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Danish (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Yeah, yeah, yeah! Will get to it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Building a life of financial freedom to do pretty much what I feel like at any given moment. I am achieving this through having my own business and trying not to drown myself in fixed costs. I am quite driven by my passions and therefore like to act on these. I don't mind working hard but I don't mind not working either, traveling for a few months or head-diving into some passion project of mine whether it be singing, cooking, meditating, reading, programming, geeking around with computers, astro-physics, games or whatever else.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Absolutely everything with no exception. Handsome, strong, athletic, intelligent, sexy, sporty, humourous and above all modest.

Other than that:

I sing and am fairly good at it. Just ask my neighbours, they keep complementing me on it by hammering things into the walls and floors.
Cooking, though it has been a treacherous path. No one dead yet, though.
Being myself to the greatest extent possible, not really caring what other people think of me.
Having random people crash at my place, like couchsurfers and other interesting people.
Pissing people off with my ever so charming dry sarcastic humour... or just because I have a hard time not commenting on their lack of intellect.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am exceptionally well-dressed.

Slightly absentminded bordering on the disastrous at times. Have been cursing the unknown whereabouts of my cellphone while talking in it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My hat (blatantly obvious in my picture section)
Internet
Boardgames
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to counter gravity through the use of huge helium balloons and having fun jumping really far and really high.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Entertaining friends of mine with my great wit and charms.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a fettish for jig-zaw puzzles.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You do not have an inclination to
- strive towards being normal
- fit within the norm
- abide to some universal dogmatic set of morality

If you are slightly crazy, passionate, empathetic, want to make a difference then please do throw some written statement my way.