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28 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:39am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Polish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I love traveling and am a backpacker at heart; hanging with the backpacker hippies and reading books that are left in the traveler libraries is always a fun way to spend an evening on the trail .Delicious ethnic restaurants will always come over a night out clubbing and a midnight trip to a Korean BBQ in Annandale may be in the cards. Traversing the busy streets of an undisclosed Middle Eastern city I finally realized my passion for crossing busy streets where traffic regulations are suggestions but when I drive in DC I get secretly annoyed at jaywalkers.

I am straight from the heart of Central Europe folks but no longer so fresh off the boat. But I still find Polish version of Shrek funnier than the English one. No worries gents, I can provide a Polish lesson over a mean Polish dish or two.

I had a near death experience on a kayaking a few years back trying to do a T rescue on a kayak somewhere in the middle of nowhere. But I still love water, both as a source of hydration and exercise. I try to swim a few days a week. It's also a good way relive those high school swim team days and a way to make my big break as a future Olympic gold medalist.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am finding my way through DC. Been here for three years but still so many good restaurants to go through! I am eating my way through the city including some delicious Korean bbq out in the burbs. When I am not eating, I like to museum hop, go to the gym, and plan some fun backpacking trips.

But I am staying true to my East European roots and am still trying to find the perfect vodka here in DC. Have a deep respect and fondness for that fiery beverage:) Happy to report that there are some solid choices in DC for good house infused vodkas, that even my Polish grandma would approve.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
learning languages, making conversation, getting myself in trouble, swimming, cooking, and napping.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my accent .... I am still on the fence if I have one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dostoevsky, Bulghakov, Steinback, dabbling in some Dawkins, Dickens, Tolstoy, Bruno Shultz, Everybody poops, the Gas We Pass, and children's stories/poetry

Food/ drinks: Sushi, South Indian food, Russian food, IPAs, Ethiopian, Korean, Thai

Movies: Everything is Illuminated, Rosemary's Baby, The Ring, The Ring II, The Exorcist, All About My Mother, Volver, Pan's Labyrinth, The Orphanage, Almodovar

Music: Red Army Choir, Arabic pop, country, Shlomo Carlebach, Naomi Shemer, The Offspring, trashy pop - Yelle!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my friends
2. passport
3. Good books
4. Chacos
5. kale (who can say no to kale chips?))
6. travel gear : A backpack, Lonely Planet, and fast drying underwear
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, love, traveling, finding new books to read, swimming and not drowning, the existence of God, and delicious food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out and about with friends, trying a new restaurant out, catching up on Polish tv shows, or reading a book
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am allergic to penicillin, I hate coffee, and I don't like the smell of cooking bacon.
You should message me if
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if you are down to Earth, up for trying some Asian restaurants around town, have interest in traveling, and are just a fun person then we should get along, and if you are ready to date. If you are an Atlantis cruise kind of a guy then we probably won't click.