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globetrodden

30 Kennesaw, GA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Revamp time!

Alright, full disclosure- I haven't dated all that much. One and a half relationships in 30 years, both of which were... underwhelming. Maybe I've been too idealistic, too preoccupied with what 'fate' would deliver. I'm only now beginning to suspect that fate might actually be a jerk- hence my subscription to Cupid...

So, about me.

I am deliciously sarcastic. Ever read anything from Dave Barry? Go ahead, google some of his vintage columns. I'll wait. Done? Well, plenty more of that where I come from! I'm also a fan of more subtle irony, like that of Alton Brown and (most any) British humor. Really fits my more reserved personality.

As for hobbies, I'd really like to meet someone who enjoys the outdoors. I have never ran- and have no intention of ever running- a marathon, but I do love hiking locales around the world, and find kayaking and mountain biking to be an absolute blast.

That being said, I do have a well-developed nerdish side as well that often keeps me indoors. I loved to draw growing up, and I still occasionally watch cartoons; I also love listening to movie scores. Not really a gamer, though.

There are probably some caveats I should mention as well- despite being raised Catholic, I am most certainly NOT religious- although I am spiritual to the point of having a zen corner in my room. It's actually pretty cool! I also have absolutely no interest in cats- I basically see them as house raccoons. Oh, and as for sports- I still have no idea what the SEC is. Sorry?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I've just secured the dream job I've been working towards ever since college, so I guess at this point I'm just trying to connect all the remaining dots in my life...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating
Getting lost
Dodging the question so as not to appear conceited ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the last one to actually say anything, but when I do it's hilarious
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oof, that's a toughie... let's start with shows for now. I love Archer, Tosh.0, Rick and Morty (watch it, it's hilarious), and Good Eats (miss you, AB!)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Subaru
Flying
Bourbon
Art
Kayaking
Internet?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next trip
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday? I don't plan that far out...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I occasionally still watch cartoons
You should message me if
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I seem awesome