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My self-summary
Anyone want to go to Everest Base Camp? I'll buy the butter tea!

Alright, now that I have your attention, full disclosure- I haven't dated all that much. One and a half relationships in 30-odd years, both of which were... underwhelming. I always assumed that fate would throw me a bone and send someone great my way when the time was right; however, I'm now beginning to suspect that fate might actually be a jerk. Thus my subscription to Cupid...

So, about me.

First and foremost, I would describe myself as... reserved. Subtle. Full-bodied with lingering notes of apricot- no, wait, that's bourbon. Still, I don't talk a whole lot more than bourbon, at least not right away. Fear not! When I do talk, I tend to channel my inner George Carlin- or is George Costanza? It's definitely one of the two...

As for hobbies, I really enjoy the outdoors and like to keep pretty active. Now don't get me wrong, I've never run- and have no intention of ever running- a marathon, but I do love hiking locales around the world, and find kayaking and mountain biking to be an absolute blast. Other pastimes include drawing, photographing, camping, flying, thinking about quitting my job to go work at Disney, yada, yada. I'll try almost anything once- twice if you're lucky!

Now there are a few caveats that I should probably mention, just to preclude the whole 'It's not you, it's me' thing. Drum roll, please! 1) Despite being raised Catholic, I am most certainly NOT religious (although I am 'spiritual' to the point that I have a Zen corner in my room- it's actually pretty cool!). 2) I have absolutely no interest in cats- I see them as basically house raccoons. Love dogs, though! 3) As far as sports go, I have no idea what the SEC is. Honestly, I barely even know what football is...

So, how about Everest? I'm serious! Hell, I'll even settle for Machu Picchu if your Nepalese is a little rusty ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Well, I've just secured the dream job I've been working towards ever since college, so I guess at this point I'm just trying to connect all the remaining dots in my life...
I’m really good at
Getting lost
Dodging the question so as not to appear conceited ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm the last one to actually say anything, but when I do it's hilarious
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oof, that's a toughie... let's start with shows for now. I love Archer, Tosh.0, Rick and Morty (watch it, it's hilarious), and Good Eats (miss you, AB!)
The six things I could never do without
My Subaru
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next trip
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday? I don't plan that far out...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still occasionally watch cartoons
You should message me if
I seem awesome