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glorifiedminion

41 Little Rock, AR Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–65
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Turn offs: Fundamentalists, NASCAR, conservatives, psycho ex-girlfriends, excessively puffy furniture, beer guts, liars, deep southern accents and the passionless.

Turn ons: Open-mindedness, artists, writers, voracious readers, gentlemen, large vocabularies, foodies and men who wear glasses.

I am cute, creative, and callipygous
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am owned by two cats. If you're allergic or simply hate cats, there is no reason to contact me. (they told me to write that)

Update: My heart belongs to a puppy as well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making introverts come outside and play! (and sometimes it's even fun).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glasses and my pale skin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: If on a Winter's Night a Traveler (Italo Calvino).

What I am reading now: The Enemy at the Gate : Habsburgs, Ottomans and the Battle for Europe, Payback : Debt and the Shadow Side of Wealth, Rimbaud: the Double Life of a Rebel, and The Short Course in Beer.

TV Shows: Mad Men, Pushing Daisies, Dexter.

Music: Dresden Dolls, The Mountain Goats, Kings of Convenience, The Magnetic Fields, Modest Mouse, Sonic Youth, REM, Rilo Kiely, Damien Rice, Andrew Bird, Iron and Wine, Beirut
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends (or potential ones).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not wearing either a hat or sunglasses in your primary photo (both and I certainly won't respond). Somehow this standard is being ignored. Don't be that guy.