Turn offs: Fundamentalists, NASCAR, conservatives, psycho ex-girlfriends, excessively puffy furniture, beer guts, liars, deep southern accents and the passionless.

Turn ons: Open-mindedness, artists, writers, voracious readers, gentlemen, large vocabularies, foodies and men who wear glasses.

I am cute, creative, and callipygous

I am owned by two cats. If you're allergic or simply hate cats, there is no reason to contact me. (they told me to write that)

Making introverts come outside and play! (and sometimes it's even fun).

My glasses and my pale skin.

Books: If on a Winter's Night a Traveler (Italo Calvino).

What I am reading now: The Enemy at the Gate : Habsburgs, Ottomans and the Battle for Europe, Payback : Debt and the Shadow Side of Wealth, Rimbaud: the Double Life of a Rebel, and The Short Course in Beer.

TV Shows: Mad Men, Pushing Daisies, Dexter.

Music: Dresden Dolls, The Mountain Goats, Kings of Convenience, The Magnetic Fields, Modest Mouse, Sonic Youth, REM, Rilo Kiely, Damien Rice, Andrew Bird, Iron and Wine, Beirut

Hanging out with my friends (or potential ones).

You're not wearing either a ball cap or sunglasses in your primary photo (both and I certainly won't respond).