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glossyblack

38 Denver, CO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.

If you're still reading...

First of all, don't.

But if you're still reading...

Yeah, hi. So this is a dating site, huh. Will you forgive me if I tell you that I'm not looking for a date? I'm not. Although I'm not married (Why do people on this site keep asking me if I'm married?) or involved in any way, I'm truly not hunting for a date. Is it unreasonable to simply hope to come across someone that I relate to? I don't really think so. Maybe that person will even relate to me. :O

I don't tend to keep expectations on what that sort of thing looks like. If it eventually looks like dating, that's perfectly fine with me.

Okay? Okay.

And now, for a list of things that I dig:

-honesty, humility, empathy, hope, forgiveness, equality, compassion, imagination
-animals
-Greyhound animals
-secularity
-a decent rice pudding
-Stewart/Colbert/Oliver
-snowboarding
-Frederic Chopin, Radiohead, Tom Waits, DJ Shadow, Bonobo
-impromptu day trips
-four distinct seasons
-"East of Eden", "Jonathan Livingston Seagull", "Where the Sidewalk Ends"
-affectionate sarcasm
-old friends.........new friends
-the Coen brothers, Hayao Miyazaki, Wes Anderson, Werner Herzog
-old Mario Brothers
-rain or shine
-Larry David
-some biking, some tennis
-travel
-cartoons
-come as you are

That is plenty for the moment, mmmyes?
What I’m doing with my life
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Shhhhh. Patience.
I’m really good at
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Ping Pong. Tetris. Boggle.
You should message me if
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You're some combination of Parker Posey in "The House of Yes", Amelie, and Joan of Arc........ and maybe some Betty White mixed in there somewhere.

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