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glossyblack

37 M Denver, CO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.

But anyway...

Hello. I hope you are well, whomever you are.

So you have found your way to my profile it seems. How nice. I wonder how long I might keep you here.

I could tell you a story or two, I suppose, in an attempt to appear creative or at least entertaining, mmyes? I could lay out some sort of educational background so that I might be taken seriously. I could talk about a career and my future goals and then I might strike you as focused. I could talk about places I've been and places I dream of going and then I'll prove my curiosity. Oh yes. I could do all of that.

But I believe I'll pass. I refuse to submit a resume for your consideration at this time. I'm really kind of tired of the whole thing, to be perfectly honest.

"What do you love?" -----> "Oh! I love that too."
"What do you believe?" -----> "Oh! I believe that too."
"What do you want?" -----> "Oh! I want that too."

Is that too much to ask?

So here you go...... or here you DON'T go..... go wherever you like, please...

I love:

-honesty, humility, empathy, hope, forgiveness, equality, compassion, imagination
-animals
-Greyhound animals
-secularity
-a decent rice pudding
-Stewart/Colbert/Oliver
-snowboarding
-Frederic Chopin, Radiohead, Tom Waits, DJ Shadow, Bonobo
-impromptu day trips
-four distinct seasons
-"East of Eden", "Jonathan Livingston Seagull", "Where the Sidewalk Ends"
-old friends.........new friends
-the Coen brothers, Hayao Miyazaki, Wes Anderson, Werner Herzog
-old Mario Brothers
-rain or shine
-Larry David and Ricky Gervais
-the occasional hockey game or tennis match
-travel
-cartoons
-come as you are

I believe:

To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.

I want:

-to meet a fellow traveler
-to be a little better tomorrow
-to travel back in time (in a DeLorean) and prevent the meeting of Rush Limbaugh's parents
-a decent rice pudding
-to stop writing this profile
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Shhhhh.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ping Pong. Tetris. Boggle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mozart's "Requiem". It's going to be performed in Denver in November and my entire life has been leading to this.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're some combination of Parker Posey in "The House of Yes" and Joan of Arc........ and maybe some Betty White mixed in there somewhere.