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glycerine99

32 North Hollywood, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Ph.D program
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Have you ever been in love? It was a really long time ago but I'll never forget it. Epic. Wonderful. And yes, sometimes quite challenging. It made me feel a little kid sometimes - happy and excited - but it also gave me this crazy drive to be a super responsible man/provider/hunter. Primal = hot.

I don't know if true love can be found online, but I pretty much use the Internet to find everything these days so maybe it's worth a shot?

So Google, if your bots are listening...
I'm looking for my dream woman. I don't know what she'll be like, which is part of the fun, but I have some guesses. I suspect she would be down to earth, semi-conservative, socially intelligent, and organized. I want a partner in crime who is self-aware, soft & strong, creative & driven, really cute sometimes, scary smart, artsy, good with language, and fun. Lover of performing arts and involvement in social organizations a plus. Especially if she can dance. Bonus points for a cute laugh. Good memory is key. I like that. Gets me every time. Cooking skills preferred. Fondness of take-out required.

I've discovered a map that I believe will lead to my ideal partner. I haven't pinpointed her coordinates yet but I hypothesize she's located two stars to the right, starboard side, straight on till morning: http://wiki.gcdn.co/images/4/4f/Standard_deviation_diagram.png
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Besides paying $20 to OKCupid to find out that one gay dude in Pennsylvania and four cougars liked my profile? :)

Keep in mind that nerds are supposed to be in right now. It's an emerging trend in social dating that is expected to continue. My TV nerd archetype might be Dr. Castellano from the Mindy Project, if you swap his medical knowledge for my business skills.

So I'm independent, creative, and enterprising. I'm a self-employed consultant in behavior analysis who is currently 2 years away from a PhD in business psychology. I'm entrepreneurial and ambitious but in an understated way. I guess that's to be expected after years of Taoist training. I possess a wild sense of humor. That may come as a surprise from a guy who gets scientific journals sent to his house.

Sometimes, I get so mentally focused on an idea I'm trying to work out that I can't find my glasses until I pass a mirror and realize that they are on my face. I tried to show my professor how to use the access card for the elevator a few days ago and he had to tell me, "Ben, we're already on the 9th floor..." because I kept pressing the same button and saying, "You're supposed to just swipe the card. Hmm. Let's try again." So my personality definitely has some contrasts, which is good if you like teasing me because I will provide you with a lot of material.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Freestyle rapping in my car with the windows up when I'm driving by myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I crouch to eye level when I talk to kids.

I am a good conversationalist, according to reports by numerous old ladies at bus stops across America. 64% agreed with the statement, "I would wait for the bus with this young man again."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: The XX, City and Colour, acoustic Bob Dylan, DITC, Kanye West, Mason Jennings, Counting Crows, freestyle hip hop, Smashing Pumpkins, that "Life is a Highway" song.

TV & movies: I could watch 60's movies, Gene Kelly dance numbers, Fringe, and Justin Timberlake dance choreography.

Books: I am an avid reader, mainly business books. I majored in English in university and enjoyed reading novels at one point.

Favorite restaurants/cafes: Sugarfish, La Botte, Sun Cafe, Republic of Pie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Having a creative space
Inappropriate humor
Unintentional comedy
Spotify
My BlackBerry
Whiteboard and dry erase markers for whatever algorithm I'm trying to work out in my head.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pass.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wearing a haz-mat suit & defusing bombs in unmarked cars
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been studying Spanish since kindergarten (yes, in Nebraska) and I can barely order at Taco Bell. Working my way up to El Pollo Loco.

I think I'm a closet introvert. I can dominate at a seminar but when I get home, I feel best when I close my eyes for a little bit to recharge.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not a scientologist
Or a zombie

And if you read this:
In my early 20's, my dad told me a story about his colleague who waited until his 40's to have kids. My dad was jealous of the guy because he had built up his consulting practice and could take time off when he wanted. He had money, time, and energy resources that allowed him to focus on being a big part of his son's life. He was at every little league game and always had time to read one more story.

That idea really stuck with me. I want to have kids later in life but I'm only 32 now. That's only 2 presidential terms away from optimal parenting. Science is amazing these days. The available technology to freeze an egg has positive implications for lifestyle planning.