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glycerine99

32 M North Hollywood, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
I was born in Nebraska (I know, you're so jealous...) and even though I've been in LA for 9 years I can't find anything without GPS. Maybe it's because all these mountains throw me off.

Even if I can't get to Hugo's Tacos on my first try, I always know when it's time to harvest cornstalks (way more useful, of course). It probably doesn't help my navigation that I drive way too fast and bump Ice Cube in between Bob Dylan songs on my random ass playlists.
What I’m doing with my life
Besides paying $20 to OKCupid to find out that one gay dude in Pennsylvania and four cougars liked my profile?

I work with companies and families with autism as a behavior analyst. Its super fun and creative. Even though I can't make people not have autism, I can help them find ways to deal with it that make life a little better.

By the way, I'm really into hiking now before it gets too hot outside. Organic smoothies are a weakness and if you've ever had the Shamrock Shake from Sun Cafe in Studio City you know what I'm talking about.:)

I'm in grad school part time. Studying cool stuff and geeking out.

Any given day, I am doing something related to mind - body - spirit stuff like kung Fu, Chi gong, tai Chi.

Okay, so generally I'm a very happy, energetic person with a good work ethic. Strong, responsible dude with a crazy sense of humor. I study kung fu and I'm super strong willed. I have done crazy stuff to cultivate that will and strength. I was afraid of heights in 2011 so I started working on that. By 2013, I literally freejumped out of a tree 30 feet above ground barefoot and shirtless, like freaking Tarzan, with no safety harness, and landed in another tree 6 feet away like a monkey. I did it to conquer my fear of heights and it was awesome! And so stupid! I should probably get health insurance... Anyway, let's get to my cool kung fu story...

When I was a little kid all I wanted was to learn martial arts like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. A few years ago, I switched kung fu school to study under this amazing Grandmaster and guess what I learned a year after training??? The guy in the Leonardo turtle suit (the blue belt turtle with ninja swords) was one of his students! So it actually came true! So exciting. That was a big moment for me. It's not exactly E= MC2 (squared, not *2) but that's because I'm no Einstein. I'm a ninja turtle. The only downside is my teacher won't let me call him Splinter. If you think that story is lame you clearly did not grow up as a boy of the 80's in suburban Nebraska. If you do think that's a cool story, message me and I'll send you a digital prize.
I’m really good at
Making popcorn without a microwave

Freestyle rapping in my car (doesn't work unless the windows are up and I'm driving by myself)

I can roundhouse kick the shit out of any zombie in case of apocalypse. By the way, did you know the Pentagon built a formal training exercise for what to do in case of a zombie apocalypse? Google it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I crouch to eye level when I talk to kids

And often do slow motion kung Fu moves when I think nobody is looking

Also, I'm a really good communicator/listener.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: The XX, City and Colour, Bob Dylan, DITC, Eminem, Kanye West, One Republic, Counting Crows, Smashing Pumpkins, that "Life is a Highway" song.

TV: Fringe and Big Bang Theory
The six things I could never do without
Feeling super loved and wonderful
Bad play-on-words jokes
Weird Chinese Tea
Inappropriate humor
People watching
Unintentional comedy
On a typical Friday night I am
Wearing a haz-mat suit & defusing bombs in unmarked cars
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I've been studying Spanish since kindergarten (yes, in Nebraska) and I can barely order at Taco Bell. Working my way up to El Pollo Loco.
Update: I just learned that "pollo" is not pronounced like Marco Polo. Progress.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're not a scientologist
Or a zombie
Or a zombie scientologist. Don't laugh. That might be real.