How's this? Married BWM (would like to drive one, too, but can't afford it); father of 4, grandfather of 4 (astonishing how time passes and the natural life-cycle of the naked ape catches up on you); erstwhile academic; keen globe-trotter (but worrying about all those air-miles and what they cost the planet); Enough already? Did I mention Dataverarbeitung in Musikwissenschaft?
I am incredibly, busy, and time-poor
November 2011 update:
Now grandfather of 6! Even more time-poor!!! Renovating... anyone who has done this knows what it means.