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26 Brooklyn, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 7
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
English, Italian (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I grew up in los angeles and moved here about a year ago to pursue musical theater and performing. but don't worry guys, I'm an order muppet.

taking an evening to make a meal/brownies while drinking beer and belting out tunes is time well spent.

I enjoy exercising. and pastries. and my stoop.
What I’m doing with my life
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singing, working at my day job that is actually pretty great, considering getting another tattoo, taking an acting class, going to lots of open mic nights, not driving in a car, doing crosswords, finding street loot
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
trivia & beer/cider
wearing many hats, metaphorically and literally
The first things people usually notice about me
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tits or nothing.

people have been telling me lately that I remind them of Abbi from Broad City. I take it as a compliment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Here's some faves

directors: mel brooks, cronenberg, fellini, wes anderson, paul thomas anderson
tv: the americans, buffy, sherlock, mad men, inside amy schumer, bob's burgers, breaking bad
music: first aid kit, fleetwood mac, queen, stephen sondheim, civil wars, bowie, ray charles, francoise hardy, blah blah blah I love music
books: roald dahl, margaret atwood, hamlet, dante's inferno, ottolenghi cookbooks, outlander series

all the foods. except mollusks and mushrooms. put an avocado on it and I'll probably eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
books/music/podcasts/subway diversions
Harry Styles of One Direction's phone number*
bra for dem biddies
spoons, the superior utensil
my humidifier is shaped like a penguin and fucking rocks
laundry in unit?

*I actually have this. It's one of my best stories
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how keanu reeves convinced the world he was an actor. I actually hear he's very nice. sorry, keanu.

how the game of thrones books were ultimately disappointing. come at me, bro.

fuck why did I buy that pint of ben & jerry's fuck fuck fuck/yes I bought this pint of ben&jerry's yes yes yessssss
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching a movie. making a feast. eating a feast. theme party if I'm lucky. fancy cocktails at a dive bar. having a night in with a book and a cup o' tea.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
in middle school, I wrote a musicalized, historical re-telling of the alamo and cast myself as general santa ana. it's possibly my best work to date.
You should message me if
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you like cats
you think the LOTR trilogy is better as films, and the HP series is better as books
you will let me touch your beard

you're a fan of taking things offline sooner rather than later because let's face it: okcupid doesn't have an algorithm for chemistry