gmasi
27 Brooklyn, NY
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My self-summary
I grew up in los angeles and moved here about a year and a half ago to pursue musical theater and performing. but don't worry guys, I'm an order muppet.

taking an evening to make a meal/brownies while drinking beer and belting out tunes is time well spent.

I enjoy exercising. and pastries. and my stoop.
What I’m doing with my life
singing, working at my day job that is actually pretty great, considering getting another tattoo, taking an acting class, not driving in a car, doing crosswords, finding street loot
I’m really good at
accents
trivia & beer/cider
wearing many hats, metaphorically and literally
The first things people usually notice about me
people have been telling me lately that I remind them of Abbi from Broad City. I take it as a compliment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Here's some faves

directors: mel brooks, cronenberg, fellini, wes anderson, paul thomas anderson
tv: the americans, buffy, sherlock, mad men, inside amy schumer, bob's burgers, breaking bad
music: first aid kit, fleetwood mac, queen, stephen sondheim, civil wars, bowie, ray charles, francoise hardy, blah blah blah I love music
books: roald dahl, margaret atwood, hamlet, dante's inferno, ottolenghi cookbooks, outlander series

all the foods. except mollusks and mushrooms. put an avocado on it and I'll probably eat it.
The six things I could never do without
books/music/podcasts/subway diversions
Harry Styles of One Direction's phone number*
humor
spoons, the superior utensil
my humidifier is shaped like a penguin and it fucking rocks
laundry in unit?

*I actually have this. It's one of my best stories
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how keanu reeves convinced the world he was an actor. I actually hear he's very nice. sorry, keanu.

how the game of thrones books were ultimately disappointing. come at me, bro.

fuck why did I buy that pint of ben & jerry's fuck fuck fuck/yes I bought this pint of ben&jerry's yes yes yessssss
On a typical Friday night I am
watching a movie. making a feast. eating a feast. theme party if I'm lucky. fancy cocktails at a dive bar. having a night in with a book and a cup o' tea.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
in middle school, I wrote a musicalized, historical re-telling of the alamo and cast myself as general santa ana. it's possibly my best work to date.
You should message me if
you like cats
you think the LOTR trilogy is better as films, and the HP series is better as books
you will let me touch your beard

you're a fan of taking things offline sooner rather than later because let's face it: okcupid doesn't have an algorithm for chemistry
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