I'm pretty sarcastic, cocky, and sometimes asshole-ish. I tell the truth and I don't sugar coat things. I think people are too PC now days and everyone is afraid to speak their mind. Don't take it wrong though, I only appear to be asshole-ish and arrogant because I spend a good deal of time at the place I work, where I usually know anything people ask me about. I know how to admit when I'm wrong and I appreciate learning, I'm always looking to learn new things if they interest me. I know a lot of random facts about things I don't even know what, and if I don't know about something I can usually logically figure it out without even looking it up. Sometimes I even scare myself but you'd have to know me in real life to see my magical powers of deduction. I also view almost every problem and situation from a completely logical standpoint, which has caused some problems with my "emotional" side of things. By some problems I mean I don't really experience emotions like normal people, I can be happy and I can be in love but I don't see the point of being sad or depressed or angry (for longer than a few seconds). It's a waste of what little time we have in this universe to continue to dwell on things instead of living. That being said I can guarantee you I am almost 24/7 happy to the point where it probably appears that I don't take anything serious; which to some extent is true. Don't take life so serious, no one makes it out alive.

Just got back from GENCON and I had an awesome time; it was a completely different experience being asked to stop so people could take pictures of my work in progress steam punk outfit. It's usually the other way around and I got some good pictures of other people in costume; maybe next year I'll try for the costume contest.

I'm working on getting a board game published; but I can't share too many details about it right now. All I can say is that if you love Harvest Moon, Arkham Horror (Lite), Factory Manager, and/or Mage Knight you'll probably like it.

Offending people, all in good humor though. Telling the truth. Lots of things. I also use to be pretty damn good at website design, I've probably created over 20 or 30 different websites for myself alone. I've done a couple for money but that was all years ago. I'm apparently pretty good at drawing cake slices. I've developed my own digital art style that's something like 32bit SNES sprites with a 4 color palette. I've discovered that I still suck at programming in general even though I've been working on it for years. Jumping from PHP into C# didn't help either.

This has completely changed recently because I've decided to get classy. Where I used to wear jeans or khakis and a video game or tech related t-shirt I now am usually in a 3 piece suit (no suit coats, vest only) or a nice shirt and pants with a tie and tie clip.

I'd like to think of myself somewhere between Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory and Neal Caffrey from White Collar.

Or I'm steam punking it up at GENCON, PAX, or wherever there is costuming going on.

A Song of Ice and Fire
A Game of Thrones (HBO)
TrueBlood (Before it got shitty)
Weeds (Really far behind)
The Mage Wars
Scrubs
House
The Big Bang Theory
Shit My Dad Says (I thought it was a good show =\ )
Star Wars
Psych
Full Metal Alchemist (Both series)
Fairy Tail
Naruto (Mostly Manga the anime has too much filler)
Bleach (Same as above)
Soul Eater
Chrome Shelled Regios
The New Thundercats
Stargate (All versions)
Battlestar Galactica
CSI (The one that used to have Grissom)
White Collar
Falling Skies (Got behind; but it looks like it's getting good)
Futurama
American Dad
Family Guy
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Almost anything on Netflix; I like closing my eyes and spinning through a bunch of pages and starting something random.

I haven't been watching any of the shows that I like I've been busy; working, playing MineCraft, designing a board game, and slowly working on getting Genomeware.com back up. It's just a place holder there for now but my friends and I have some big plans.

Gaming, Laughs, My Wits, Friends, Complex board games like Pandemic, Arkham Horror, Civilization.

Inventing words like Snapple-tits, Apple-face, and Concernasadicus and then saying them at people because they just don't know what to say back.

Why does it seem like the only thing people are ever doing on Friday nights is going to bars to get drunk?

The implications of a frictionless world, that still allowed quantum chromodynamics. (If you don't understand, this essentially would mean that there wouldn't be any friction at all to hold you in place but there would be the small amount of "friction" inside your body that holds your cells together. Without quantum chromodynamics which is essentially friction in the bodies cells the body would just kind of dissolve.) In this world if you were able to move at all you would exponentially increase in speed and most likely jettison off the planet. Obviously we'd figure out ways to attempt to keep you on the planet but hey, that's part of the fun is the risk right?

If you travel back in time and kill yourself, is it murder or suicide?

The problem with teleportation is that you're not really moving someone from one place to another. You're destroying one body and recreating it in another place.

Does anyone actually read the things I put on my profile? I could put anything I want on here and people probably wouldn't even notice. Maybe my profile is too long?

Why does small talk seem so mediocre and mundane to me but yet appears to be the preferred method of starting a conversation?

Why would you put poisoned cat food in a box with a cat? I mean that's just mean. (Most people won't understand this)

Saving the San Francisco bay area from mutants, raiders, hellbugs, and dark matter cyborgs.

Or sending tens of Kerbals to their death trying to put rockets in orbit.

I'm horribly bad at starting conversations. I think small talk is a waste of time; this may be due to the fact that I was engaged and in a relationship for 6 years only to have her leave and see it dissolve in a month. It makes it hard to invest time into something new and start over especially when you haven't been on a "real" non-date-night kind of date; like a first date in over a year.

It's hard to see the beginning when you were already at the end.

grimmethod

Is my gamer tag for Xbox 360 and PS3 if anyone wants to add me, and almost everything else I used for communication including Facebook, Twitter, AIM, Yahoo and for MSN it's @gmail.com

http://facebook.com/grimmethod

You like codes, cyphers, secret messages, and other puzzle type things.
You also know that Jesus was a drunk hobo. (Does this offend people? I mean it's not meant to be too serious. If you think about him in a literal sense he had no place of residence and the first "miracle" he supposedly did was turn water into wine. Put 2+2 together people.)
You like the genre of Steampunk and are a part of that culture.
You like gaming, Halo, Little Big Planet, Killzone, WoW, any or all of the above.
You're intelligent and or nerdy, little nerdy or really nerdy.
You like playing board games that can sometimes take an hour or more or have instruction books with more pages than most kids books. (Also you like playing said board games, some of which can take 5-6 hours, only to lose to the board game almost every damn time; I'm looking at you Arkham Horror you saucy bitch.)

Any or all of the above.