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gmujoe

46 M Arlington, VA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and wants more
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Moved back to NoVa (Arlington to be exact) about a year ago.

I’m pretty well educated and like to think I'm smarter than the average bear. I can hold my own in just about any conversation (you’d be amazed at the useless information I have stored in my head – great for Jeopardy though). I enjoy all the usual things you see in these profiles such as going to the theatre, museums, sporting events, movies, bars/clubs (every now and again), taking day trips, etc. I have to admit I’m not exactly the outdoorsman type. I like to think I’m kind of funny and I definitely like to laugh and have a good time, but I'll warn you - I'm pretty sarcastic. I have a wide-ranging humor from Monty Python to Family Guy. Well, I can’t possibly cram everything about me into a paragraph. If any of this sounds interesting please say hi.

This is still a work in progress...don't judge.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If only I knew.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making other people laugh and feel comfortable.
Jeopardy.
I'm a decent cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I have nice eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Currently reading Thomas Piketty's Capital in the twenty first century.
Shows: Game of Thrones, the Newsroom, Big Bang Theory.
Music: Lithium, First Wave, 80's, 90's (Sirius/XM stations)
Movies: Saving Private Ryan, Lincoln, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Food: Anything!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good food
Good wine (ok, any wine)
My bike
The Economist or a good (probably non-fiction) book
Something (or someone) that makes me laugh
Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Current events, politics, what to have for lunch, and the next fun adventure I'm going to go on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That's a two glasses of wine story...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 32–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You are both smart and funny; and are looking for the same.