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gnarl_marx

21 F Richmond, VA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 19–40
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 15
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), LISP (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
dumb weird uncultured nihilist anarchist shithead fuckup ENFP
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
im locked outside pantomiming doorknob use to my dog
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
kicking icecubes under the fridge
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
im locked outside pantomiming doorknob use to my dog
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i like books, i have read a lot of marxist theory & science fiction but my favorite book of all time is beloved and my favorite poet is alice notley.

i watch shit tv

i like old country music & lana del ray BUT if i ever did a phd on anything, it would be on song poems (plz google this before talking to me)

i put dill in my scrambled eggs everyday
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
dogs dogs dogs dogs benevolent strangers dogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
capitalism, communism, cops, dead cops, cute dogs, cute girls, the situationists, the symbiotic relationship between birds + cows, severe weather, poetry, the kentucky meat shower (also google this plz)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
cutting the dreads off of white hippies & defacing confederate soldier statues
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i was deported from canada and escorted onto a flight by two armed officers
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you want to wallow in a salt marsh together +
you drag your anxiety everywhere you go like a tin can
you don't talk to the police.
racism, transphobia, homophobia, and prisons deeply upset you.
you recognize that we live in a hellworld.

also message me if you have a news story about teens committing cool crimes (i am collecting them)

i date cis men too, but am not looking for them on ok cupid or really at all anymore.
you have to be down with open relationships (i have a partner).
bonus points if you have cute pets!