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gnarwhalstudio

26 Roswell, GA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm offensive. Not in the "Oh shit, what a fucking Republican" way, the "*gasp* DID HE JUST---"

Yes, I just did.

That said I have strong principles that I won't hold anyone to, being that we're all different. Yeah, I'm a loudmouth about third wave feminism and civil rights and class warfare and religious tolerance (insofar as it doesn't give license to step on the rights of others) but I get it if those things don't matter to you. That would be a reason it would never, ever work between us.

I'm irredeemably liberal. There's not a lot of overlap between my principles and pop conservatism. I don't like to debate on it at all, since I don't think I can really change anyone's opinion but the one thing I absolutely need in a partner is someone who believes in humanity.

In three words I am nerdy, goofy, and artistic. I draw, paint, craft, knit, sew, embroider, cook, and usually while watching something funny, weird, depraved, or something I can make snarky comments about. If I'm *really* close to someone, I'd be doing all those things for them. With them. To them.

If I want to impress you, then in person I'm going to be witty. I'm going to try to make you laugh. It's your right not to, but if you don't I'm going to be hurt and discouraged. And that's ok too.

That's about it I guess.
Bother me on IG and dumblr:
http://instagram.com/instagrahamchapman
http://foreverruinedforever.tumblr.com
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Recently moved to dad bod status. Now working desperately to get rid of it because fuxk that trend.

In my spare time I draw, paint, knit, craft, knit, sew, embroider cook, and watch funny, weird, or depraved things, usually with other people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything to do with my hands, really. Don't think too much on that one, I've already listed why above. Don't let me near your gadgets. I will hack them. Or break them. Either might happen.

I make pretty okay coffee. I like it strong and acidic.

I love finding terribly subtle and esoteric jokes. Like, making a Spotify playlist devoted entirely to lady singers, naming it GRRL POWER and making the first track "Settle Down". Recently I left the toilet seat up in a unisex bathroom at a feminism rally. I'm looking for someone to laugh and share in those types of things.

I'm stupid good at whistling. Might be useless, might be that I 'm destined to be a famous whistler. Who even fucking knows.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lately, it has been my hair. I got it cut once at a really nice salon, and it's a pretty generic hairstyle now that every other single trendy fucking man has got the same undercut-disconnect. You tell me, am I pulling it off?

Other than that, my personality fills a room. I get silly and vulgar once I'm comfortable with the people in it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Been reading a lot lately. Halfway through Dune Chronicles (Lost steam at God-Emperor :T ), Coraline, A Song of Ice and Fire, Dracula, and H.P. Lovecraft's stuff.

Hipster trifecta: Wes Anderson, Chris Nolan, and Quentin Tarantino. All of their movies have some measure of excellence to them and I could rewatch them over and over again. Apart from them, I love Ghibli movies (Cultural imperative, I am half-Japanese after all), old 80's teen/kidventure movies, sci-fi no matter how bad, etc. I'll watch anything, really. You learn more from watching badstuff than you do good stuff.

I'm done with comic book movies. There are a few I still love but goddammit Marvel is ruining how and what movies are getting made.

I'm pretty picky about TV (And nerdy stuff in general) but my favorite things are Star Trek, 30Rock, Arrested Development, Friends, Parks and Recreation, Scrubs, The Office, Archer, Steven Universe, Adventure Time, Sailor Moon, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Gravity Falls, Bob's Burgers, and Venture Brothers. I'll always have a soft spot for pre-Smith Doctor Who and and episode 1 of Sherlock (the smartest man in the room trope is stale, so very stale) I'm getting into Battlestar Galactica and Farscape (required viewing before Dragon Con this year). I am wayyyy into the Netflix Originals: Orange is the New Black, House of Cards, Bojack Horseman, and most lately The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Music music music all the music forever. I'm in and around the southern hardcore/metal scene. I'll give anything a shot, but if I don't like it, it usually comes down to whether or not it sounds like shit, not anything to do with genre loyalty. If it's representative of a genre, then hecka yes I love it.

Generic favorite foods: Sushi, pizza. I have an excuse for the first one, though. I'm adventurous though, I'll try anything once. Anchovies = #1
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hurr hurr lol I am smartass pedant I cannot live without oxygen food or water durr hurr hurr
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how cute skewed teeth can be sometimes.

I kind of wish I could be Goth. I mean, I've got the clothes, I have the outlook, and I love the music. I just don't have "it", you know?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Painting painting painting
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I saw Yael Naim's "New Soul" album at Fry's for $3 the other day. Snapped that shit up. I like girly music from time to time.

Ok, all the time. It's not all I listen to, though.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If "Wubba Lubba dub-dub" means anything to you.

you've got that Netflix, grilled-cheese look in your eyes.

you know that my barbs are just butter knives.

The thing to take away from my page is that I'm cynical and sarcastic on paper. In person, I'm extremely friendly and absolutely harmless. If you can match my sarcasm, chances are high we'd get along really well.

Message me if you're interested. I'm through reaching out to people.