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26 Roswell, GA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:37am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly other
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm offensive. Like, really bad.

I wear glasses most of the time. Probably from being half-Japanese.

I'm not down with people who litter. I'm not an environmentalist, it just speaks volumes about someone when they just cast something away instead of putting it where it needs to be. That said spitting gum onto the road is strangely acceptable.

I'm turbo nerdy. It helps if you are too.

OkDerpid seems to be really keen on matching me with moms. I'm not into it. There will be a time when I'm ready for kids and that time is not now. I'm not good with them and I'd rather practice with and ruin my own kids than do it to yours.

I'm agnostic. I'm tolerant to anyone who is willing to reciprocate. I even feel like I could have a meaningful relationship with someone who is deeply religious, but I will not abide zealots.

My politics lean left of center. I don't bring it up unless prompted; I don't enjoy political discourse. There's too much potential for it to get ugly and honestly there are much more interesting things to talk about. That said, I'm not down with the misogyny, homophobia, racism, or religious fundamentalism. All that will hopefully die out within the next generation or so. Until then I'm looking for someone who despises those ideas as much as I do.

What I AM looking for is someone to nerd out with. Over movies, books/comics, vidya, and music. The more of those things you enjoy in variety the better. I'm super-attracted to people who possess talent; particularly with art or music. Goofiness is a huge plus.
Actually, if you can relate to this photoset, I'm super-interested in hearing from you:

That's about it I guess.
Bother me on IG and Tubblr! Almost everything I post is personal project stuff and fanarts :B
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm splitting my time between doing design work on a 2D adventure game fulltime, and doing promo material for an up-and-coming pop singer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to draw and paint, and I like to fool myself that I'm good with tinkering with stuff. It's a crapshoot most of the time. Don't let me near your gadgets. I will hack them. Or break them. Either might happen.

Lately I've been working on my discipline. Working from home has taken a real toll on my work ethic when I don't have my boss sitting in an office behind me. I've been making an effort to hit the gym regularly too. I'm pretty much a dingus when it comes to exercise but various resources around the internet have been helpful and it's gonna go a long way for the final push to reach my target weight.
So I guess what I'm saying is I'm good at intense focus on some things and I'm fortunate enough to have "intensely focusing" on the list of things I can intensely focus on.

I love finding terribly subtle and esoteric jokes. Like, making a Spotify playlist devoted entirely to lady singers, naming it GRRL POWER and making the first track "Settle Down". I'm looking for someone to laugh and share in those types of things.

I'm stupid good at whistling. Might be useless, might be that I 'm destined to be a famous whistler. Who even knows.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My personality fills a room. I get silly and vulgar once I'm comfortable with the people in it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I need someone who is going to love rewatching Chris Nolan, Wes Anderson, Baz Luhrmann, and Quentin Tarantino movies and finding something new with every viewing. Not in an annoying way, I'd just like to find someone who is as attentive to detail I try to be.
As far as TV goes, I don't have cable, I just use Netflix and network websites. Right now I'm following Archer, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Game of Thrones, and Community. All-time favorites include Futurama, Scrubs, and Star Trek.

Music music music all the music forever.

I used to eat anything, now I don't. I've been sugar-free for a year and a half now, and I've lost a lot of weight for it. My current obsession is figuring out low/no carb alternatives to things I love but can no longer eat. (Mashed cauliflower might be the best thing ever).

The most recent things I have read are the A Song of Ice and Fire series and Cloud Atlas. I'm foaming at the mouth waiting on Winds of Winter to come out!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hurr hurr lol I am smartass pedant I cannot live without oxygen food or water durr hurr hurr
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How cute skewed teeth can be sometimes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably drawing these days. The last few weeks found some friends and me at the Landmark Cinema where they were doing those midnight shows of old comedies, but now that that's over it's back to working and drinking while working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I saw Yael Naim's "New Soul" album at Fry's for $3 the other day. Snapped that shit up. I like girly music from time to time.

Ok, all the time. It's not all I listen to, though.
You should message me if
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I have a deep and abiding love for The Puppini Sisters. If I ever get to meet them and manage to trick one into marrying me, it would be over between us. If you feel like you'd be ok with that, or believe that it's terribly unlikely, then go ahead!
Also, if you don't care for Fight Club or Donnie Darko and see them for the oppressively pretentious movies that they are. We have a lot to talk about.

The thing to take away from my profile is that I'm cynical and sarcastic on paper. In person, I'm extremely friendly and absolutely harmless. If you can match my sarcasm, chances are high we'd get along really well.

I'm kinda burnt out on reaching out to people here; I run into the same folks every so often and I ring up another successive visit without meaning to. Message me!