Be amazed as your grown-ass adult attempts to make a fried egg and instead prepares a breakfast of Fruity Pebbles and Monster Energy Drink, a meal for a king. You will be the envy of your peers for every semi-coherent sentence or infuriating pun that adds infinite value to the conversation. Admire the grace of your living room being navigated with almost nothing broken in the process. Animal lover? Enjoy your pets as they are harassed into becoming useful as a form of entertainment. Annoyed? Appreciate the robustness of something slap, punch and scathing remark resistant.
Hmm what else is there to describe? I guess I am a big nerd who is looking to get out in the world and not be in front of a computer screen like I am for most of the day. I am mainly looking for people to go on adventures outdoors, goof off, do some hobbies, and share a good laugh with.
Fair warning: I am a completely new and unskilled at dating/romance/being a human being
Enjoy the rest of this very incomplete profile!