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  • Ages 20-30
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Last online
Oct 14, 2013
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
English (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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Eating hundreds of pounds of whitefish and snails every day
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not fuckin' around
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am made of a thick, soupy ether.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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For Style 'n' Storytellin', William Burroughs, Virginia Woolf (ohmi/god/ Virginia Woolf I am just smashed), Ernest Hemingway, Franz Kafka, Anaïs Nin, Flannery O'Connor, C.S. Lewis but only in the case of 'Till We Have Faces 'cos everything else he wrote was like /totes/ /shit/ and I'd gladly punch him inna face I would (but that book is like revelatorily good--the whole situation with his books is so sad--sometimes I just sit around and sulk--just you know like here and there--), etc.

For con-(for)cep[t]s/handy tools, Owen Barfield, Franz "Yah" Kafkah, Charles Williams, Herman Hesse, Giorgio De Santillana & Hertha Von Dechend, Judith Butler, Bill Cronon, et set era

For poetic diction, Ezra Pound, Sappho, Ella Young, T.S. Elliot, Rainer Rilke, Carl Sandburg, et cete eradica

For stage-plellelagh (a good play is a shatttt*tt*t*ering weapon!), Harold Pinter, August Strindberg, Albert Camus, Samuel Beckett, Bertolt Brecht, Sarah Ruhl, Kirk Lynn, et Crete entriAttica®

woof woof woof woof woof!

I'm a fish that barks!


The music I like is like mostly like ✬this✬ or ❦this❦ or ➶this➴ or ☄this☄ or ❀this❀. There's also if you prefer har⇓d⇓ata.

Right now, ◈◇this◇ is my favorite TV show.

I'm a Holey Black-body, and will eat anything. That said, if I was a fancy mogul and could make it happen, I would eat only live fish. Tha's cos'a' the strength of my speciatic temperament. Can't fuck with nature. (can fuck with nature! "Nature doesn't need a good lawyer, it needs a ruthless prosecutor.")
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art, resonance, art resonance, the sea, fractals, portmantology, resonart, seances, resin art, seasonance, seasonancery, seasonancerology, resonanseasonanceartology, fractactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactact∞actactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am made of a thick, soupy aether.
You should message me if
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you have some fascinating locales or distant secrets you yearn to share with me here, where I am brand swaddling new

or generally if you are

(a) the other last surviving member of my ill-begrottoen species
(b) the last survivor of the Swacking of Carthage
(c) the last survivor of a Swans concert
(d) the last survivor of being conned into buying fake Concerta by some swans