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gnostischismate

24 Eugene, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 14, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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Eating hundreds of pounds of whitefish and snails every day
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not fuckin' around
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am made of a thick, soupy ether.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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For Style 'n' Storytellin', William Burroughs, Virginia Woolf (ohmi/god/ Virginia Woolf I am just smashed), Ernest Hemingway, Franz Kafka, Anaïs Nin, Flannery O'Connor, C.S. Lewis but only in the case of 'Till We Have Faces 'cos everything else he wrote was like /totes/ /shit/ and I'd gladly punch him inna face I would (but that book is like revelatorily good--the whole situation with his books is so sad--sometimes I just sit around and sulk--just you know like here and there--), etc.

For con-(for)cep[t]s/handy tools, Owen Barfield, Franz "Yah" Kafkah, Charles Williams, Herman Hesse, Giorgio De Santillana & Hertha Von Dechend, Judith Butler, Bill Cronon, et set era

For poetic diction, Ezra Pound, Sappho, Ella Young, T.S. Elliot, Rainer Rilke, Carl Sandburg, et cete eradica

For stage-plellelagh (a good play is a shatttt*tt*t*ering weapon!), Harold Pinter, August Strindberg, Albert Camus, Samuel Beckett, Bertolt Brecht, Sarah Ruhl, Kirk Lynn, et Crete entriAttica®

woof woof woof woof woof!

I'm a fish that barks!

"fish"

The music I like is like mostly like ✬this✬ or ❦this❦ or ➶this➴ or ☄this☄ or ❀this❀. There's also last.fm/user/Zwab if you prefer har⇓d⇓ata.

Right now, ◈◇this◇ is my favorite TV show.

I'm a Holey Black-body, and will eat anything. That said, if I was a fancy mogul and could make it happen, I would eat only live fish. Tha's cos'a' the strength of my speciatic temperament. Can't fuck with nature. (can fuck with nature! "Nature doesn't need a good lawyer, it needs a ruthless prosecutor.")
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art, resonance, art resonance, the sea, fractals, portmantology, resonart, seances, resin art, seasonance, seasonancery, seasonancerology, resonanseasonanceartology, fractactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactact∞actactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactactals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
fuguing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am made of a thick, soupy aether.
You should message me if
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you have some fascinating locales or distant secrets you yearn to share with me here, where I am brand swaddling new

or generally if you are

(a) the other last surviving member of my ill-begrottoen species
(b) the last survivor of the Swacking of Carthage
(c) the last survivor of a Swans concert
(d) the last survivor of being conned into buying fake Concerta by some swans

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