"Hey, who's the creepy guy over there?" Then again, didn't the
Monkees get the funniest looks from everyone they met, and they
turned out to be ok guys.
The fact is, I never cared for small talk and I think it's rude to
ask someone you just met questions about themself, so I never know
what to say when I do meet new people. A lot of people interpret
this as creepiness, snobbery or rudeness. The people who make it
past this speedbump usually find me to be all right.
Whatever people notice about me, it can't be good. I've had people
decided they'd rather stand then sit next to me on a bus. It's not
like I take up a lot of room either. That just goes to show, you
can't judge a book by its cover - unless the title of the book
includes the phrase "Calvin and Hobbes" then you can be pretty sure
it's going to be a good book.
My eyes. I don't get this one because all the mirrors I encounter
tend to be lit from above so I get shadow over my eyes when I see
them, but a lot of people seem to think I have nice looking eyes.