7/10/13: If I could be anything in the world it would be a stand up comedian. Problem is I'm not that funny... So this is my disclaimer. If you read my profile don't get offended. I'm never... Well rarely ever truly disparaging.
I told myself I wasn't going to go all sarcastic and snarky but there is just too much material not to ha ha. What is with you women posting pictures with you and your friends. First of all, which one are you?!?! Second of all, surrounding yourself by ugly friends doesn't make you prettier, and surrounding yourself with attractive friends makes me want to ask if they're single.
7/3/13: OK. First attempt go! I love words, and love talking so I will try to keep this concise, but you can bet the longer it gets there will be a direct correlation to how long I have been on this website. ha ha ha.
I am an attractive, active, educated (and continually gaining more) young man with a good job, good body, and lots of motivation to only get better at life. I am simple, predictable, and awesome.