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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 9:24pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well it all started 100s of millions of years ago. The dinosaurs were born and then 65 million years ago they died. But before then they were all scared of me. Why? Because I was the biggest and oldest dinosaur. That's right! I was all of their parents!

You've tried what you thought was the best. Now try what you've thought is the worst!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I play with myself... My body parts... Like my mind and my imagination for work... I act professionally is what I mean. I also have a day job that I'd rather not be doing. Also, I'm writing my own sitcom so you can say I'm rolling in quarters.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I play video games really well. No seriously, when I was 4 and played games in the arcades teenagers would watch me play. I could barely see the screen and I still played better than them. One even lifted me on his shoulders so I could see the screen better. Probably to get lucky. I hope it worked.

I'm actually a decent actor. I once was nominated for an award for a minor role and had to compete for it. How I did isn't important. Let's just say I got applause. I also have been told I write well by a few people. So I thought, fuck it? I'll give this thing a shot.

I did audit a class and had no idea Shailene Woodley was in the same room as me. You may be asking how did I not know what she looked like? I'm asking myself the same thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height or the middle of the roadway it can almost be of heights. Had to take shots to grow or my hair or my eyes or my bent nose. It is a little. That's of course after they're having to catch their breath from laughing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Community, Game of Thrones, indian food, but when we talk in person you'll hear more; so, let's hear more about each other instead of reading more about each other.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
games (various types)
netflix (my answer for films and television)
animals (sadly I'm doing without in my apartment)
indie stuff (games, films, music)
people (friends, family, important people)
adventure (finding hidden locations, new places, traveling abroad, and time!)

And I know that's more than six but who doesn't want more out of life? Don't raise your hand. It defeats the purpose of correcting me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Different stuff, like how unfathomable infinity really is, stories, people, games, how many american actors are in Game of Thrones. Y'know, stuff everyone always has on their minds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I think I need to be honest with you. Netflix and I are in a committed relationship and we're open to a threesome. We can start off slow with introducing you to Netflix through FaceTime so you can be approved before we do the deed. It's just a very sensitive situation for everyone involved and it could go horribly wrong but we don't want that to happen now do we?

Besides that, I work as well. Take a guess. You may get it right.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't have a lot of private things, just parts. But if I had anything private I'm willing to admit I don't think I'd admit it online to strangers I may not go on a date with, but I'd certainly be willing to admit it to strangers I go on dates with.
You should message me if
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You find me funny, don't mind staying in on weekend nights watching Netflix or gaming sometimes, and if you think I'm cute. That's it... have a good one.