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31 Brooklyn, NY Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 24
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Full figured
Mostly anything
When drinking
Other, and very serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I used to party all the time, and I'm now coming to a point where I would much rather do anything but. Like go to museums, movies, coffee shops, bookstores, parks....I guess that's what happens when you start going to punk shows at age 16 and don't stop raging til you're 29.

I'm not saying I'm a total fuddy duddy but I've definitely calmed down alot and I'm looking for people who don't need to get trashed to have a good time.

I read and write alot and I'm almost constantly working on writing a new chapbook. I also make art occasionally and volunteer at an AIDS charity.

It took a long time for me to get to know myself but now I've arrived...hooray old age!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
odd jobs
writing poetry
making art
tryin to have a good time
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making fun of people, writing, making people laugh, sleeping, giving other people advice, not taking anyone else's advice, procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am probably too obsessed with the thrift store for my own good. I tend to mix alot of patterns.
also I have curly hair and I'm a bit of an Amazon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I had a whole list but I want to update it because I'm bored:

Books/writers: Western Lands or basically anything by Burroughs/A Moveable Feast-Ernest Hemmingway/Post Office-Charles Bukowski/Anne Sexton/Richard Brautigan/Jack Spicer/Frank OHara/Steve Dalachinsky/Please Kill Me/Kerouac/David Foster Wallace/Psychotic Reactions & Carbuerator Dung/etc etc etc

Movies: Wet Hot American Summer/La Haine/pretty much anything by Jim Jarmusch/GoodFellas/Django Unchained/Addio Zio Tom/Alphaville/The Big Chill/Naked/Clifford/Ghostbusters/The Piano Teacher/Funny Games/Ghostworld/Tromeo & Juliet/Scanners/A History of Violence/The Thing/Pineapple Express/Lord Love a Duck/Bad Leuitenant:Port of Call New Orleans(!!!!!)/Henry: Portrait of A Serial Killer/Duck Soup/Royal Tenenbaums/Devil's Rejects/etcetcetcetcetc

TV: True Blood/The Wire/Girls/True Detective/The Leftovers/ Should I just say HBO?/American Horror Story/Louie/SVU/Twin Peaks/Larry Sanders Show/Conan/Craig Ferguson/Last Week Tonight (more HBO..)

Music: Parquet Courts/Scott Walker/Patti Smith/Bob Dylan/Travelling Wilburys/Joni Mitchell/Laura Nyro/The Fall/The Minutemen/Oneohtrix Point Never/Ariel Pink/Geneva Jacuzzi/Oingo Boingo/Brian Jonestown Massacre/Sleep/Thin Lizzy/Wu Tang Clan/Roky Erickson/Burzum/Queens of the Stone Age/Leonard Cohen/Tom Waits/SOnic Youth/Anything Thurston Moore does/Ariel Pink/BlackStar/OutKast/THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS(!!!!!!!!)/The Black Lips/DeerHunter/Janelle Monae/Grimes/The Beatles/Kraftwerk/Magma/Captain Beefheart/Cannonball Adderly/Sun Ra/Pharoah Sanders/Dolly Parton/Buck Owens/Dwight Yoakam/Nine Inch Nails/White Zombie/Nirvana etcetcetcforever

Food: Mexican!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A great appreciation of irony/a lot of sleep/a good movie/my friends/time to myself/money
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Wu Tang Clan
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably watching a movie at my house or the theater.
sometimes at a weird party in the east village with a bunch of artisty types who are 20 years older than me..that happens alot as of late.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to work for Troma
I really like jock jams.
Also I believed in Santa Claus til I was did I really put that here?
You should message me if
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-you're a little weird
-you have good taste
-you want to work on art projects with someone
-you're Michael Pitt