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godhatesfakes
26 / M / bisexual / Single
Superior, Wisconsin
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 2" (1.87m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism and somewhat serious about it
- Sign
- Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on two-year college
- Job
- Other
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
- Pets
- Dislikes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am nocturnal, political, and lame.
My Self-Summary
Holy crap my life has been full of drama lately... I'm really not
interested in typing up something long and witty here at this time
of night, but if you are interested in getting to know me, you can
check me here:
www.myspace.com/myownmartyr
www.myspace.com/myownmartyr
What I’m doing with my life
Very lazily building a revolution, aspiring to become fluent in
Russian, and a lot of extremely boring things.
I’m really good at
Singing in my car with music so loud I can't hear myself. Also,
listening to music over headphones.
The first things people usually notice about me
This question is heavily dependent on whether or not I'm wearing
pants. Which are the first things to go after work, whether or not
the evening requires them.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books - JD Salinger is delightful. So is Kurt Vonnegut, George
Breitman, and Leon Trotsky. To be perfectly honest, I'm about a
decade behind my reading and need to catch up badly.
Movies - The Dark Knight was -awesome-, There Will Be Blood also awesome, Iron Man was good but overrated. I don't watch movies often, but some of my favorites are the Big Lebowski, Pi, and lots of documentaries. I like funny, exciting, or boring movies. My liking a movie depends greatly on who I watch it with.
Music - Varies a lot. Right now I'm way into Fiona Apple. On my mp3 player's random playlist, I have some Killers, Nine Inch Nails, Beethoven, Boston, Ani Difranco, and lots more.
Foods - Anything that hasn't been on the floor for longer than 5 seconds. I'm easy.
Movies - The Dark Knight was -awesome-, There Will Be Blood also awesome, Iron Man was good but overrated. I don't watch movies often, but some of my favorites are the Big Lebowski, Pi, and lots of documentaries. I like funny, exciting, or boring movies. My liking a movie depends greatly on who I watch it with.
Music - Varies a lot. Right now I'm way into Fiona Apple. On my mp3 player's random playlist, I have some Killers, Nine Inch Nails, Beethoven, Boston, Ani Difranco, and lots more.
Foods - Anything that hasn't been on the floor for longer than 5 seconds. I'm easy.
The six things I could never do without
1. Mp3 player.
2. My car. It's a stick, it gets really good gas mileage, and her name is Charlotte.
3. Puns.
4. Irony.
5. Water..?
6. Cute fuzzy animals. I guess I could live without them, but my life wouldn't be quite as cute. Or fuzzy.
Not necessarily in that order.
2. My car. It's a stick, it gets really good gas mileage, and her name is Charlotte.
3. Puns.
4. Irony.
5. Water..?
6. Cute fuzzy animals. I guess I could live without them, but my life wouldn't be quite as cute. Or fuzzy.
Not necessarily in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My contradictions.
On a typical Friday night I am
What, is there something special about Fridays?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I almost turned down sex for a video game once.
You should message me if
You hate long walks on the beach, and don't like having a good
time. You are someone with no sense of humor that eats children,
clubs seals, and rapes kittens. Preferably all of the above.
If you fail to meet this criteria, message me anyways. I'm open minded.
If you fail to meet this criteria, message me anyways. I'm open minded.
