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godlessmadhatter

25 F Gilbert, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an ex-Mormon atheist. Blonde haired, blue eyed, curvy, 24 year old hippie. I should have been born in the sixties, but I love the times I'm in now.

I'm a happy person. I like to discuss anything and everything. Learning and talking with people are essentials to life.

I love going to see movies. I love staying in for movies. I love rock n' roll. I love listening to records. I love travel. (I've been to Mozambique and I served a mission for 18 months in Brazil). I love the sun. And I love the beach.

I've never been with a woman but I'd like to change that. I try not to say no to new experiences. If you like to teach I like to learn.

I love piercings and tattoos. If you have long hair I'm already in love with you. And beards. Oh...beards.

I'm here for new experiences and I love meeting people, but if we fall in love with each other I won't complain. And just because I'm down for casual sex doesn't mean you can be an asshole. Stay classy San Diego.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a five year plan to become a hobo.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Working the phrase "spared no expense" into normal conversation. If you don't know what that's from, go fuck yourself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have big boobs and blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
No.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Science.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Your mom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like the Piña Colada song. It was his girlfriend all along! Come on!

Also, I judge people harshly if I text them and they have a green text bubble.

Aaaand I'm pretty sure some of you are twelve years old.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have something to say other than "Hey."

You have plans to overthrow the US Government, because I am so down.