You: Psychologically damaged, sexually depraved, morally flexible vixen with low self-esteem, raging libido, hostility toward men and poor impulse control.
No? Okay, then let's try this:
The age on my profile is my real age. My photos are fairly recent and honesty represent the way I look, except for one or two really old ones on there from when my hair was still red.
I'd like to meet someone who is smart, has a good sense of humor and doesn't take herself too seriously. I don't care how tall you are or what color your hair or eyes are, or what your ethnicity happens to be. I don't have a 'type' and I've had relationships with women much taller and much shorter than I and it doesn't make any difference unless you have a hangup about it, in which case there are plenty of other fish in the sea. I have kids but they're nearly grown and they live up in Monterey. But I get along great with children so I'm fine with it whether you have some or not
I will not complete you. I am not your missing half. If half of you is missing a relationship isn't going to fix it. I will make you laugh and we will have a lot of fun. We might even fall in love and spend the rest of our lives together (ideally I would prefer to be in a relationship) but I'm an easy going, no expectations type and I'd like to just see where things go without projecting into the future. If we meet and there's no chemistry I've got enough self esteem to not take it personally, and I hope the same goes for you. If there's no romantic attraction but we click on some other level we could easily become friends. It's happened before, in fact it's happened many times.