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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 37-65
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:50pm
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism but it’s not important
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Me: Bitter, commitment phobic, relationship challenged, socially inept, emotionally unavailable n'er do well with lousy communication skills, dismal career prospects and tons of baggage. Iconoclast, Autodidact, Polymath and Cautionary Example.

You: Psychologically damaged, sexually depraved, morally flexible vixen with low self-esteem, raging libido, hostility toward men and poor impulse control.


The age on my profile is my real age. My photos are fairly recent and honesty represent the way I look, except for one or two really old ones on there from when my hair was still red.

I will not complete you. I am not your missing half. If half of you is missing a relationship isn't going to fix it. I will make you laugh and we will have a lot of fun. We might even fall in love and spend the rest of our lives together (ideally I would prefer to be in a relationship) but I'm an easy going, no expectations type and I'd like to just see where things go without projecting into the future. If we meet and there's no chemistry I've got enough self esteem to not take it personally, and I hope the same goes for you. If there's no romantic attraction but we click on some other level we could easily become friends. It's happened before, in fact it's happened many times.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it, I think. But perhaps I'm only thinking it. Is there a difference? Would I be able to tell if there was?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping my wits about me in an emergency.

I'm handy, I can fix and make things, in fact I can repair almost anything. I'm adept at computers; I wrote software for 20 years and I'm an expert level user of Mac and Windows.

I also play the clarinet and guitar, poorly, but a hell of a lot better than I can sing or dance.

I have a lot of archaic and obsolete skills however, including music copying and transcription with pen and ink, communicating via morse code , doing math with a slide rule, celestial navigation, chemical photography, drafting and orthographic projection with mechanical drafting machine and I'm pretty good with a real pinball machine.

I'm a beginner at Go, but I'm a pretty mean Scrabble player, and I'm the guy you want for your partner in Trivial Pursuit. Unless the subject is sports, in which case we're fucked.

The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm hoping it's not the same thing for everyone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catch 22. Clockwork Orange. 1984. Moby Dick. Childhood's End. Authors: Aldous Huxley, Carl Hiaasen, Arthur C. Clarke, Jared Diamond, Michael Pollan, Jonathan Swift, Mark Twain, Ian Fleming, Chuck Palahniuk, Elmore Leonard, Raymond Chandler, and about a hundred others. I like books about science as well as science fiction, mystery, history, literature, well if the writing is good I can get into just about anything.

Movies: Dr. Strangelove, 2001, Clockwork Orange. Dark City, Blade Runner, Forbidden Planet, Day the Earth Stood Still (original), Mars Attacks, What About Bob, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Casablanca, Nearly everything by Kurosawa, Stanley Kubrick and Martin Scorcese.

Nearly all genres of music and food, except rap and creamy, respectively. Some of my favorites are Leonard Cohen, Dylan, Elvis Costello, Aimee Mann, Bill Evans, Fred Neil, Jimmy Webb, Joe Pass, Beethoven, Mozart and Mose Allison. I also like a lot of punk rock and new wave.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
art, science, humor, friends, wonder, passion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nearly everything, my curiosity is limitless.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Yes, I am, in that I exist (at least I do so currently); that's about the only part that fits a description of 'typical.'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I grew up during the cold war, and they fed us wax and told us it was candy, and we ate it.
You should message me if
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You are human and you can hold two contradictory ideas in your head at the same time; for example, that one can be an atheist and still have a spiritual life.