You: Psychologically damaged, sexually depraved, morally flexible vixen with low self-esteem, raging libido, hostility toward men and poor impulse control.
No? Okay, then let's try this:
The age on my profile is my real age. My photos are fairly recent and honesty represent the way I look, except for one or two really old ones on there from when my hair was still red.
I'd like to meet someone who is smart, has a good sense of humor and doesn't take herself too seriously. I don't care how tall you are or what color your hair or eyes are, or what your ethnicity happens to be. I don't have a 'type' and I've had relationships with women much taller and much shorter than I and it doesn't make any difference unless you have a hangup about it, in which case there are plenty of other fish in the sea. I have kids but they're nearly grown and they live up in Monterey. But I get along great with children so I'm fine with it whether you have some or not
I will not complete you. I am not your missing half. If half of you is missing a relationship isn't going to fix it. I will make you laugh and we will have a lot of fun. We might even fall in love and spend the rest of our lives together (ideally I would prefer to be in a relationship) but I'm an easy going, no expectations type and I'd like to just see where things go without projecting into the future. If we meet and there's no chemistry I've got enough self esteem to not take it personally, and I hope the same goes for you. If there's no romantic attraction but we click on some other level we could easily become friends. It's happened before, in fact it's happened many times.
I'm in Minneapolis, headed back to L.A. on the train on the evening of March 5 (can't take a plane with this cast), be back in Los Angeles around March 10.
I slipped on a wet sidewalk and broke my left patella (kneecap) right in half, horizontally, so my left leg was completely non-functional until January 17, when I had the surgery to repair it. I'm currently getting around (barely) in an ankle to hip cast, but I'm on the mend and will be able to walk more easily when I get the cast off toward the middle of March, but it could easily be May by the time I can walk without a knee brace and without a limp.
This is by way of apology to those women who have emailed me in the last few weeks. If I've ignored you it's probably not just because I'm a rude jerk, but because my mind has been on more pressing issues than dating since the beginning of this year. I probably should have made my profile inactive, but I didn't really think about OKC at all.
So it may be a few more weeks, as of this writing before I'm really paying attention here, but I'm still interested in meeting someone.
Thank you for taking the time to read this.