...And take over the world.
If I were looking for a guy, I'd have totally unrealistic expectations and I'd want a cross between Clark Kent, Fox Mulder, and Doctor Who (10th). Basically some tall scrawny nerdy genius guy with a razor sharp wit, who's kinda weird and dresses like a clean cut Punk-Detective.
...a girl can dream.
I find amusement in most things. In fact there are a select few things in life of which I am entirely convinced, exist solely for my amusement.
My ego inflates about as much as an inner-tube with a hole in it being blown by a fat kid with asthma.
I am very consistent... on an inconsistent basis.