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goggle_girl

28 F Tucson, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm just here to make friends.
...And take over the world

An INTJ, meaning I'm a very rare type of pain in the ass.

A 5 on the Enneagram, read: emotionally unavailable.

I find amusement in most things. In fact there are a select few things in life of which I am entirely convinced, exist solely for my amusement.

My ego inflates about as much as an inner-tube with a hole in it being blow up by a fat kid with asthma.

I am very consistent... on an inconsistent basis.
What I’m doing with my life
Fighting crime.

Writing the next great post apocalyptic novel...

Eating souls... with a wide variety of cheeses.

Getting my art in coffee shops, vending at cons, making jewelry, modeling (https://www.facebook.com/skullelane), and living the life of an insanely busy, not so starving, artist.

Aspiring to be a cat lady.

Life right now is a lot like driving with my Grandpa behind the wheel, he may go the wrong way down a one way street but he will get you where you need to go. So just buckle up and do your best not to fear for your life. What will happen will happen, no use worrying.

All life needs is a slice of pie and absurd confusion.
I’m really good at
Stalking you.

...making you think you're stalking me.

Having luck at concerts.

Dying my hair.

Getting ANYONE to dance.

Gaming, I prefer PC to console. (No MMOs, I don't play well with others.)

Tabletop gaming, Gurps, D&D, Mage, ect. (Sorry fellas, I already have a group.)

Vending my nerd art.
The first things people usually notice about me
The Goggles.
Most frequently asked question, "Can you see outta those?"

The Hair.
Yes, I'm aware that I look like Ramona friggin Flowers, I've been told this hundreds of times, the likeness is unintentional. Find a different pick up line.

The Laughter.
Someone once told me, "When you giggle, I can't help but think that somewhere people are dying."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The dictionary

The X-Files
Doctor Who
Firefly

Alternative, punk, folk, industrial, etc.

cheese
The six things I could never do without
words, coffee, cats, hair dye, dancing, laughing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I am and why.

Why I keep getting the feeling that my fate is being controlled by a drunk senile old woman.

Penguins.

Trying to come up with new coffee shop puns for my fan art series. (For instance I painted Mal and it says Sereni-Tea).
On a typical Friday night I am
on an adventure

Anything from helping host a gallery show, working a convention or promoting an event for my DJ friends and dancing all night while sipping a vodka cran.

If it's a slow Friday, I'll be working on my novel at Black Crown.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am Batman.

The goggles... they do nothing.

The only reason I keep this profile is so I can be sarcastic to strangers.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You can play the accordion while wearing suspenders
You think you are more clever (and/or sarcastic) than I am
You have a Tardis
You randomly break into song for no reason
You've read the dictionary
You're not a total jackass
You are a jackass but you're hilarious
You've been sent from the future
The voices told you to
You've got something to say