I'm just here to make friends.
...And take over the world.

If I were looking for a guy, I'd have totally unrealistic expectations and I'd want a cross between Clark Kent, Fox Mulder, and Doctor Who (10th). Basically some tall scrawny nerdy genius guy with a razor sharp wit, who's kinda weird and dresses like a clean cut Punk-Detective.
...a girl can dream.

I find amusement in most things. In fact there are a select few things in life of which I am entirely convinced, exist solely for my amusement.

My ego inflates about as much as an inner-tube with a hole in it being blown by a fat kid with asthma.

I am very consistent... on an inconsistent basis.

Fighting crime.

Writing the next great post apocalyptic novel...

Eating souls... with a wide variety of cheeses.

Trying to figure out how to re-open Safehouse... oh wait, that totally happened! It's Black Crown now and it's friggin gorgeous!

Aspiring to be a cat lady.

Life right now is a lot like driving with my Grandpa behind the wheel, he may go the wrong way down a one way street but he will get you where you need to go. So just buckle up and do your best not to fear for your life. What will happen will happen, no use worrying.

All life needs is a slice of pie and absurd confusion.

Stalking you.

...making you think you're stalking me.

Having luck at concerts.

Dying my hair.

Getting ANYONE to dance.

My GEEK qualifications:
I'm an avid gamer, I also like to watch video games being played as long as they have an awesome story.
I collect comics.
I know how to play magic the gathering... I don't really like the game but it's not so bad if I'm drunk.
I tabletop game, Gurps, D&D, Mage, ect.
I LOVE everything Sci-Fi

The Goggles.
Most frequently asked question, "Can you see outta those?"

The Hair.
Yes, I'm aware that I look like Ramona friggin Flowers, I've been told this hundreds of times, the likeness is unintentional. Find a different pick up line.

The Laughter.
Someone once told me, "When you giggle, I can't help but think that somewhere people are dying."

The dictionary

The X-Files
Doctor Who
Firefly

Alternative, punk, folk, industrial, etc.

cheese

words, coffee, cats, hair dye, dancing, laughing

Where I am and why.

Why I keep getting the feeling that my fate is being controlled by a drunk senile old woman.

Penguins.

Once, I thought I saw death in the window ...turned out to just be a dude with long hair. Gave me an interesting idea for a painting.

on an adventure

I may be a nerd, but I love socializing. I do everything from helping host a gallery event (starving artist) to promoting some club event for my DJ friends and dancing all night.

If it's a slow Friday, I'll be working on my novel at Black Crown.

I am Batman.

The goggles... they do nothing.

I just stole your nose. You're welcome.

I hate everyone.

I like to think that I live in surreality with the toaster-rainbows.

You can play the accordion while wearing suspenders
You think you are more clever (and/or sarcastic) than I am
You have a Tardis
You randomly break into song for no reason
You've read the dictionary
You're not a total jackass
You are a jackass but you're hilarious
You've been sent from the future
The voices told you to
You've got something to say