Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just here to make friends.
...And take over the world
An INTJ, meaning I'm a very rare type of pain in the ass.
A 5 on the Enneagram, read: emotionally unavailable.
Originally from Chicago, not acclimated to the desert, but don't
mind the quirkiness here. I'll travel the world someday.
I find amusement in most things. In fact there are a select few
things in life of which I am entirely convinced, exist solely for
My ego inflates about as much as an inner-tube with a hole in it
being blow up by a fat kid with asthma.
I am very consistent... on an inconsistent basis.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing the next great post apocalyptic novel...
Eating souls... with a wide variety of cheeses.
Getting my art in coffee shops, vending at cons, making jewelry,
modeling and cosplay (www.facebook.com/skullelane
), and living the
life of an insanely busy, not so starving, artist.
Aspiring to be a cat lady.
Life right now is a lot like driving with my Grandpa behind the
wheel, he may go the wrong way down a one way street but he will
get you where you need to go. So just buckle up and do your best
not to fear for your life. What will happen will happen, no use
All life needs is a slice of pie and absurd confusion.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...making you think you're stalking me.
Having luck at concerts.
Dying my hair.
Getting ANYONE to dance.
Gaming, I prefer PC to console. (No MMOs, I don't play well with
Tabletop gaming, Gurps, D&D, Mage, ect. (Sorry fellas, I
already have a group.)
Vending my nerd art.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most frequently asked question, "Can you see outta those?"
It has a habit of changing every few weeks.
Someone once told me, "When you giggle, I can't help but think that
somewhere people are dying."
The Death Glare.
Endearingly called my "punchy face" by friends. I have been told I
often look like I wouldn't hesitate to punch someone at any given
moment. That's probably not the case.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Dictionary, The Blooding, anything by Edgar Allen Poe, Game of
Thrones, From Where You Dream, The Enneagram, The Great Gatsby, The
Definitive Book of Body Language, anything on writing or
The X-Files, Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Firefly, Veronica
Mars, Haven, Fight Club, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Most anything Sci-Fi
or having to do with serial killers.
Alternative, punk, folk, industrial, etc.
Fried Rice, Cheese, Coffee, Vodka
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
words, coffee, cats, hair dye, dancing, laughing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I am and why.
Why I keep getting the feeling that my fate is being controlled by
a drunk senile old woman.
Trying to come up with new coffee shop puns for my fan art series.
(For instance I painted Mal and it says Sereni-Tea).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on an adventure
Anything from helping host a gallery show, working a convention or
promoting an event for my DJ friends and dancing all night while
sipping a vodka cran.
If it's a slow Friday, I'll be working on my novel at Black Crown
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am Batman.
The goggles... they do nothing.
The only reason I keep this profile is so I can be sarcastic to
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can play the accordion while wearing suspenders
You think you are more clever (and/or sarcastic) than I am
You have a Tardis
You randomly break into song for no reason
You've read the dictionary
You're not a total jackass
You are a jackass but you're hilarious
You've been sent from the future
The voices told you to
You've got something to say
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